penicure

peen a cure (n.): the grooming of the male genitalia that immediately results in the appearance of a 3 inch to the penile area
I gave myself a penicure before I went out on a big date last night, and my cock looked a lot bigger.
by igor stravenski January 27, 2007
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penicure

The removal of calluses from an overworked penis via sugar scrub for extra exfoliating and sweetness.
"I'm getting a penicure today because I had an all-nighter last night."
by RevolutionBreeze April 24, 2009
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