penisaber

A dick worthy of using in a sword fight of dicks.

Daaaamn what a penisaber.

I know right. It'll go right through.
Don't worry, just wield it with the force.

by sagobomb March 19, 2022

penisbrücke

Penisbrücke ist wenn zwei meist Bundeswehr Soldaten ihre männlichen Geschlechtsteile an einander pressen und anschließend die Vorhäute übereinander schieben.

Wollen wir eine Penisbrücke brauen?
Bock auf Penisbrücke?

by Arbeitslos_meets_Assozial October 6, 2020

Penisage

When a man massages the inside of a woman's vagina with the outside of his penis.

Hey baby! I'd love to give you a penisage.

by lkdzzbls September 10, 2010

Penisclerosis

A name in reference several no-life low-life males Cock Mungers that sit in a basement doing nothing except jacking each other off while watching movies Saturday night.

Singular: A Penisclerosi

Plural: Penisclerosese

The Penisclerosis Cock Mungers jacked eachother off while watching a Girls Gone Wild commercial.

by boringtimes January 30, 2010

penisberg

An iceberg in the shape of a penis. Not many people know this, but that's why the titanic got fucked.

Crew member: Did we just hit an iceberg?!?
Captain: Negative, that was a penisberg.

by essemmdee March 17, 2011

Peniser

A Peniser is a chronic and dedicated Masturbator. Most Penisers penis their penis for hours at a time and are very proud of being Masturbators.

Steve: I know Tony is a Peniser.
Rick: How do you know?
Steve: I saw him penising himself all day on Chaturbate yesterday.
Rick: Wow, I would have never guessed, he seems like such a nice guy

Mark: I always knew that guy was a Wanker!

by Antonio El Pajero March 15, 2019

penisbird

A species of Macaw known for its tendency to alight on one's erect penis. It is not clearly understood why these birds choose to land on penises.

Should a penisbird perch on your pecker, do not panic. The bird will most likely groom himself for a while and leave. Do not harm the penisbird, as they are an endangered species and must be protected.

There is naught more beautiful than a flock of penisbirds in flight, so long as you have your pants up.

by josh@rootpoot January 28, 2004