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penisbrücke 

Penisbrücke ist wenn zwei meist Bundeswehr Soldaten ihre männlichen Geschlechtsteile an einander pressen und anschließend die Vorhäute übereinander schieben.
Wollen wir eine Penisbrücke brauen?
Bock auf Penisbrücke?
A Peniser is a chronic and dedicated Masturbator. Most Penisers penis their penis for hours at a time and are very proud of being Masturbators.
Steve: I know Tony is a Peniser.
Rick: How do you know?
Steve: I saw him penising himself all day on Chaturbate yesterday.
Rick: Wow, I would have never guessed, he seems like such a nice guy

Mark: I always knew that guy was a Wanker!
Peniser by Antonio El Pajero March 15, 2019

penisbird 

A species of Macaw known for its tendency to alight on one's erect penis. It is not clearly understood why these birds choose to land on penises.

Should a penisbird perch on your pecker, do not panic. The bird will most likely groom himself for a while and leave. Do not harm the penisbird, as they are an endangered species and must be protected.
There is naught more beautiful than a flock of penisbirds in flight, so long as you have your pants up.
penisbird by josh@rootpoot January 28, 2004

pennsburg 

most beat ass town in the world with nothing to do. we have a mcdonalds and a lot of pizza stores. also a walmart yayyyy!!!. Also once in while you will see people jerking off in the walmart parking lot.
you think your town is bad, try living in pennsburgs
pennsburg by the eco man December 31, 2010

penisbreath

one who's breath smells like penis.
Holly, stop sucking dick, you penisbreath!
penisbreath by Chelsea March 28, 2003

penisbreath

A name Elliott calls his brother in Steven Speilburg's "E.T. : The Extraterrestrial"
Shut up, penisbreath!
penisbreath by nananathan February 3, 2008