penisbird

A species of Macaw known for its tendency to alight on one's erect penis. It is not clearly understood why these birds choose to land on penises.

Should a penisbird perch on your pecker, do not panic. The bird will most likely groom himself for a while and leave. Do not harm the penisbird, as they are an endangered species and must be protected.

There is naught more beautiful than a flock of penisbirds in flight, so long as you have your pants up.

by josh@rootpoot January 28, 2004

penisbird

A strange, featherless bird shaped like a man's genitals, with a beak on the front of the penis' tip. Common prey of the wordgorillaroo.

Don't make me shove a penisbird up your ass.

by Legato February 18, 2003

penisbrücke

Penisbrücke ist wenn zwei meist Bundeswehr Soldaten ihre männlichen Geschlechtsteile an einander pressen und anschließend die Vorhäute übereinander schieben.

Wollen wir eine Penisbrücke brauen?
Bock auf Penisbrücke?

by Arbeitslos_meets_Assozial October 6, 2020

penisberg

An iceberg in the shape of a penis. Not many people know this, but that's why the titanic got fucked.

Crew member: Did we just hit an iceberg?!?
Captain: Negative, that was a penisberg.

by essemmdee March 17, 2011

penisbitch

A term that is said when something bad happens

Bro 1 - Yo man the party was cancelled

Bro 2 - penisbitch!

by ajay69 November 3, 2011

Penisidus

A very rare and serious infection that starts in the penis. After your penis becomes fully infected, it spreads to the testicles and other areas. Some symptoms are itching, redness, rapid hair growth in the penis and testicle area, and burning. If you experience these symptoms you need to notify your doctor immediately.

My penis is burning! Maybe it's penisidus!

by Dr.VagLicker September 15, 2010

penisbreath

one who's breath smells like penis.

Holly, stop sucking dick, you penisbreath!

by Chelsea March 28, 2003