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Peniser 

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A Peniser is a chronic and dedicated Masturbator. Most Penisers penis their penis for hours at a time and are very proud of being Masturbators.
Steve: I know Tony is a Peniser.
Rick: How do you know?
Steve: I saw him penising himself all day on Chaturbate yesterday.
Rick: Wow, I would have never guessed, he seems like such a nice guy

Mark: I always knew that guy was a Wanker!
Peniser by Antonio El Pajero March 15, 2019
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peniser 

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(Noun) someone who does annoying things to people with his penis quite often.
"Will's such a peniser. He came all over mike's pants."
peniser by Josh August 27, 2004

Peniser 

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To have a bigger penis than another
Ethan is more peniser than Tyler.
Peniser by Egg salad March 28, 2019

peniser 

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To keep sexual intercourse to its most basic terms the peniser is the "enterer" in the coital relationship. Can be used to describe a man in heterosexual sex, "the man" in homosexual buggery and the dildo weilding lesbian. All are covered by this term. The receptical of the peniser is is it's antonym the penisee.
Damn it Margaret, I'm the breanwinner and by extension the peniser in this relationship!
peniser by Jack Diddly Squat May 26, 2006

penisbrücke 

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Penisbrücke ist wenn zwei meist Bundeswehr Soldaten ihre männlichen Geschlechtsteile an einander pressen und anschließend die Vorhäute übereinander schieben.
Wollen wir eine Penisbrücke brauen?
Bock auf Penisbrücke?

penisary contact 

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The act of making contact with the penis. Most likely revering to sexual intercourse.

First used by Tony Soprano in a session with Dr. Melfi.
Tony: So you're telling me it's possible that the two of dem never made uh penisary contact?

Dr. Melfi: I think your inquiring about something that I have no personal knowledge of.
penisary contact by Geoff Ross March 2, 2009

Penisrigues 

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The real surname of any tranny that adopted a second name as “Rodrigues”.
Did you see this new tranny porn movie called “Adriana Penisrigues vs. William Carioca”? The is te best shemale clip ever made.
Penisrigues by Booty_hunter February 3, 2020
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