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penis5 by skyde October 26, 2020

Words you can keep

Guacamole nigga penis

Some real nigga shit

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

Guacamole nigga penis by Cheesey Animated Productions April 6, 2019

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Pilgrim Penis

An uncircumcised penis.

Balto shut the fuck up you mother fucking pencil tit circle toast pilgrim penis.

Pilgrim Penis by JR32 October 14, 2020

puff penis

A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.

Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."

puff penis by thislunchmeatsmellslikefarts August 11, 2017

penis travelogues

a male's tales of amorous adventure

Every boot camp barracks had at least one guy with a Casanova complex who'd regale the others with his penis travelogues.

penis travelogues by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ß€₡ʞ September 26, 2010

Urban Penis Tionary

Urban Penis Tionary simply means Urban Dictionary

Gee, I hope my definition gets picked by Urban Penis Tionary!

Urban Penis Tionary by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

penis lol

A very high-ranking type of comedy, and the pinnacle of all jokes.

Comedian: "penis lol"
*crowd goes wild*

penis lol by Camwood July 20, 2016

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026