Camwood's definitions

penis lol

A very high-ranking type of comedy, and the pinnacle of all jokes.

Comedian: "penis lol"
*crowd goes wild*

by Camwood July 20, 2016

fuck

Really? You're going to look up the word "fuck" on Urban Dictionary? What age are you, 2? Go back to preschool, and stay there. Seriously.

Hey, did you look up Fuck on urban dictionary?

by Camwood January 17, 2016

Fuck

Clever. Reaaally clever.

You think you're SO witty, looking up fuck on Urban Dictionary? What are you, 2? Get off this website.

Looking up fuck on Urban Dictionary? Don't you have anything better to do?

by Camwood March 22, 2016

darktyping

When you type in the dark, usually causing typing to be much more difficult. The enemy of any writer ever.

"Jty. jpws ut gotng>"
"What the heck?"
"Ugh, sorry. Darktyping is not fun."

by Camwood July 25, 2019

the corn smells nice

According to Chuggaaconroy in the TheRunawayGuys LP of Pikmin (episode 13), possible slang for pooping on someone's chest.

More practically, an example of very specific slang terms that have little actual purpose as they are incredibly niche or raunchy, yet sound like perfectly rational phrases (like deflower either meaning losing a flower... or sex.)

I just went on a date with my fiance, and let's just say the corn smells nice.

You could say some perfectly reasonable phrase like, I dunno, "the corn smells nice", and someone would tell you "OH MY GOD, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?!"

by Camwood April 11, 2019

swood

Only the finest of California slang.

SWOOD THIS! SWOOD THAT!

by Camwood September 17, 2016

sucknis

Something that cannot be urinated.

Specifically, it's a nonsense word from the famous iCarly YouTube Poop "Freddy Runs Sam's Life", for a sentence-mixed version of a joke by Spencer. It makes as much sense in context, but the line became quite famous for its absurdity.

"Anyone can suck penis, but nobody can pee sucknis."

by Camwood December 14, 2020