Definitions by Camwood

The Seattle Polycule 

A joke originating from a Clickhole article, The Seattle Polycule is exactly what it says it is--a vague, unfathomably large polycule that apparently contains all the polygamous people in Seattle, Washington. Usually comes up either in context of surprisingly involved polygamous relationships, or Seattle.

"28 people? That's like... 0.5% of the Seattle Polycule!"

"Hey man, I left something over at the Lotte Hotel in Washington, got any advice?"
"Yeah, just ask The Seattle Polycule. They'll get on it quickly."

The Seattle Polycule by Camwood October 22, 2023

rent's due

The thing you say as a hail-mary when a callout post was released on the last day of a month, as if anybody would actually be as pathetic as to try to pay their rent with a google doc about low-tier internet drama.

Oh, fuck! They caught me committing a felony! What do I do?! ...Wait, it's September 30th! I got it! "Rent's due LMFAO". That'll get 'em!

rent's due by Camwood September 30, 2023

Not slang 

Pumpkin Party isn't slang

My first real pumpkin! And to celebrate I invited all pumpkin users in the area; throw a little pumpkin party... I hope that's not slang...

Not slang by Camwood December 15, 2020

sucknis 

Something that cannot be urinated.

Specifically, it's a nonsense word from the famous iCarly YouTube Poop "Freddy Runs Sam's Life", for a sentence-mixed version of a joke by Spencer. It makes as much sense in context, but the line became quite famous for its absurdity.

"Anyone can suck penis, but nobody can pee sucknis."

sucknis by Camwood December 14, 2020

darktyping 

When you type in the dark, usually causing typing to be much more difficult. The enemy of any writer ever.

"Jty. jpws ut gotng>"
"What the heck?"
"Ugh, sorry. Darktyping is not fun."

darktyping by Camwood July 25, 2019

the corn smells nice 

According to Chuggaaconroy in the TheRunawayGuys LP of Pikmin (episode 13), possible slang for pooping on someone's chest.

More practically, an example of very specific slang terms that have little actual purpose as they are incredibly niche or raunchy, yet sound like perfectly rational phrases (like deflower either meaning losing a flower... or sex.)

I just went on a date with my fiance, and let's just say the corn smells nice.

You could say some perfectly reasonable phrase like, I dunno, "the corn smells nice", and someone would tell you "OH MY GOD, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?!"

the corn smells nice by Camwood April 11, 2019

Indiana 

A state that is a vast void of not-happenings. Also Garfield.

I went to Indiana and literally all I remember is the lack of any distinct good or bad there. Also I guess Garfield.

Indiana by Camwood September 19, 2018