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website for the people in your life that deserve nothing

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e-penis complex 

a psycological condition similar to a male's obsesion over the size of his actual penis. Those people suffering from an e-penis complex display symptoms such as obsession over trivial technological matters.

Everyone says Sam has an e-penis complex because he cant stop bragging about his computer's speed.

e-penis complex by Lusian January 27, 2006

Penis Coma 

When a male undergoes an extended period of time without sex, the penis falls into a comatose state.

Lyn: Did you hook up that girl the other night?

Josh: No...my penis is suffering from a Penis Coma :(

Penis Coma by Josh Ward October 21, 2010

small penis complex 

A male who is tall with brown hair, very controlling and egotistical, puts down other guys that he doesn't know. He tends to say things like " 3 inches is average" when we all know that's not true. He tends to drive Yukon Denali and thinks he's better then everyone else with his parents money.

Dillan has a Small Penis Complex.

small penis complex by Guyyouhate August 29, 2016

Grolsch Penis Combo 

To have a wank whilst watching porn with a beer bottle in your spare hand.

I maxxed out my Grolsh Penis combo last sat. I split it all over the carpet: messy...

Grolsch Penis Combo by Jibber June 13, 2005

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