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penis-ballery.com 

website for the people in your life that deserve nothing
go hit up penis-ballery.com
penis-ballery.com by BigDickF March 3, 2023

e-penis complex 

a psycological condition similar to a male's obsesion over the size of his actual penis. Those people suffering from an e-penis complex display symptoms such as obsession over trivial technological matters.
Everyone says Sam has an e-penis complex because he cant stop bragging about his computer's speed.
e-penis complex by Lusian January 27, 2006

Penis Coma 

When a male undergoes an extended period of time without sex, the penis falls into a comatose state.
Lyn: Did you hook up that girl the other night?

Josh: No...my penis is suffering from a Penis Coma :(
Penis Coma by Josh Ward October 21, 2010

small penis complex 

A male who is tall with brown hair, very controlling and egotistical, puts down other guys that he doesn't know. He tends to say things like " 3 inches is average" when we all know that's not true. He tends to drive Yukon Denali and thinks he's better then everyone else with his parents money.
Dillan has a Small Penis Complex.

Grolsch Penis Combo 

To have a wank whilst watching porn with a beer bottle in your spare hand.
I maxxed out my Grolsh Penis combo last sat. I split it all over the carpet: messy...
Grolsch Penis Combo by Jibber June 13, 2005

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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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