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1. how to count in 7/8 time in music

2. an orgie with 2 guys and one girl
1. "Hey, how do you count in 7/8?" "Bro its easy, pe-nis pe-nis va-gin-a" (1-2 1-2 1-2-3)

2. "I would much rather have a penis vagina vagina than a penis penis vagina."
penis penis vagina by MRxDRC January 13, 2011
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Penis-Vagina-Cock 

A Penis-Vagina-Cock (or P.V.C. for short) is a mythical creature that is half penis, half vagina and all rooster. This beast is the result of an unfortunate combination of man, woman, and cock. Closely related to the Basilisk, the Penis-Vagina-Cock has been rumored to hunt down and rape these creatures.
Nathaniel: Holy crap Bob! Is that a cock with a penis and a vagina?!

Bob: Yep. That's just one of those Penis-Vagina-Cocks I was telling you about. I've been breeding them in my spare time. Sexy creatures, aren't they?

Nathaniel: Oooh yeah...
Penis-Vagina-Cock by Bobert Giuski January 10, 2009

penis-vagina-sex

The common use of sexual activity in a heterosexual relationship. The male penis is inserted into the female vagina and good times are had. Not to be confused with penis-anus-sex.
I'm sorry to cut our conversation short but my wife and myself are going upstairs for some penis-vagina-sex. I'll talk more of my business proposal in the morning.

Penis Vagina 

Where some one has a penis and a vagina
Hey that person has penis vagina
Penis Vagina by Happy guy123 March 13, 2019

Like-penis-vagina-sexual

Being Like-penis-vagina-sexual is being a male who attracted to females, but enjoys having sexual intercourse with males. You aren't attracted to males, you just really enjoy getting railed by men or railing men yourself. This can also apply to females who are attracted to males, but enjoy having sexual intercourse with females. once again the females aren't attracted to the other females they just really enjoy have sex with them.
Like-penis-vagina-sexual
-Lets say you're a guy who really likes sex because its very awesome, you have a lot of sex with women. One day you get fucked by a guy and you really enjoy it. Your keep having sex with men, but you still are only are able to have attraction to females and get feelings for females. Now dont get me wrong you still enjoy vagina, but just dick more.

-Another example is you're a females who has been in a loving relationship with your Boyfriend for 6 years and you're convinced he's your soulmate. One day you and your friend are hanging out an end up having sexual intercourse. Right then you realize that you enjoy having sex with females more than males. You're still in-love with your boyfriend and like having sex with him, but you get off better with females.

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If you're here than you are an organism in this universe that exists.
Omg I typed "Poop fuck porn penis vagina cunt fart pee cum jizz qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" and something actually came out lmao

Penis X Vagina 

The perfect ship of 2 objects, also what happens when you fuck
(Person): Hey there, wana go Penis X Vagina?
(another Person): Sure!
Penis X Vagina by anonymous October 22, 2020
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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