Penis Cancer

Penis Cancer is cancer for penis

Oh fuck i have penis cancer :(

by Woozerd September 6, 2019

penis cancer

Penis cancer is like STDs except your dick will fall off if you have more dick in your head than you do in your pants, your more likely to get STDs

friend: did you hear Adrian got penis cancer

Person:yeah I feel bad

by Omb May 22, 2018

Stage 4 penis cancer

when u clapped as shit, and you're on your last straw might as well just get stage 4 penis cancer, it defines itself really

Retardecai : DUDE MY BARBER FUCKED UP MY HAIR YESTERDAY CUS OF MY PARENTS WISHES, I LOOK LIKE LLOYD CHRISTMAS FROM DUMB AND DUMBER

Nigby : Damn bro you def look like you're mentally ill

Retardecai : yeah, I got stage 4 penis cancer

by Wang leeeeehom October 29, 2025

cancer of the penis

when the penis has cancer and the remedy is to cut it to 1/2 inches..

"bro, can you take care of my soon to be ex-girlfriend coz i have cancer of the penis?"

by alcopaul August 26, 2023

Penismancer

a wielder of a type of mace that is shaped like a penis

oh No johns been hit by the penismancer with the penis mace

by even123angrybirds February 11, 2022

Penismancer

Penismancer, just like a necromancer, this user is skilled in the arts of Penismancy, being able to raise, not the dead, but penises with ease, the higher level ones can even cure permanent ED Erectile dysfunction

This person just made my penis work again, they must be a penismancer!

by Seulo May 15, 2021