alcopaul's definitions

chysus

chinese jesus

Timothy: "You know da wae?"
Paul: "Chysus."

by alcopaul July 18, 2018

shittical

describes anything coming from shitty people.

Timothy: I watched Star Wars and I saw Luke killed his own Father.
Paul: Star Wars Luke = The Most Shittical Person Ever.

by alcopaul September 21, 2018

Metacompression

When you can push a camel through the eye of the needle.

tommy: how the fuck is getting a camel inside the eye of the needle possible?
george: metacompression.

by alcopaul June 25, 2017

Bolsen Cox

Someone who is bombarded with hot chicks, hot women, hot milfs and even hot lesbians, contained in any type of multimedia from dating sites, TikTok, etc. by him just depending on the sites' RNG.

Timothy: Yo, I saw his likes in Tiktok and It’s 99.99999% hot chicks. He said all of those are from his for you page (#fyp).

Peter: coz he’s Bolsen Cox. He can handle lots of women by virtue of his name alone.

by alcopaul June 5, 2020

#gg50ez

pwning no effort required..

I was randomly grouped with an average team facing the top team of the whole server and it was a basically #gg50ez winning game for us.

by alcopaul May 10, 2025

memegraphy

the serious study of memes.

like serious study of memes.

tommy: bro imma take memegraphy this coming semester.
paul: who's your professor?
tommy: stephanie mcburn. new professor here. she just got her phd from what i heard.
paul: looks like we're gonna be classmates, bro coz she's also my professor.

by alcopaul August 24, 2023

New World Order

the order that you make after taking look at the menu..

".. and my order would be the new world order..""

by alcopaul August 24, 2023