Definitions by TheDudeAbides

Jesus Quintana

An eccentric character from the film "The Big Lebowski", who competes against the protagonists in a bowling league. He is typically shown wearing a distinctive purple jumpsuit and licking bowling balls. Described by Walter Sobchak as "A sex offender, with a record! He did 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an 8 year old. When he moved to Hollywood, he had to go door-to-door to tell everyone he was a pederast."

You said it man! Nobody fucks with the Jesus. ~ Jesus Quintana regarding himself.

Jesus Quintana by thedudeabides March 5, 2012

penir kitty 

a word you call someone your not particularily fond of

KID ONE: Man that kid is such a dickhead.
KID TWO: Id even say he was a penir kitty.

KID ONE: !!!

penir kitty by TheDudeAbides February 26, 2004

vaginal ownage 

when you REALLY REALLY beat someone. To the point that it was almost as good as sex.

(winning the b-ball game 150-0)
man that was some serious vaginal ownage

vaginal ownage by TheDudeAbides February 26, 2004

one man idiot

refering to the ability to make an ass of yourself without the help of others. a rare gift possesed by most of the teenage population.

my freind jimmy is a one man idiot

one man idiot by TheDudeAbides February 26, 2004