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penircus 

noun. A term describing acrobatic feats performed by the male genitalia, mainly the penis. A combination of the words penis and circus. Possible feats could include swinging the penis like a trapeze, making it go around in circles, or putting its head in a lion's mouth.
Jane: How was that date of yours last night?

Mary: Wonderful!

Jane: How so? Was a penircus involved?

Mary: You betcha! It was a regular 3-ring penircus! I even had to buy tickets!
penircus by Julia Goolia December 15, 2005
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Peniscus 

When a nurse or geinocologyst gives a mans peniscus an ultrasound
Peniscus by Goou November 23, 2019
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peniscus 

The fat above the penis/ vagina and below the "fat ridge" located directly above your the belt. Often times people with a peniscus must set their bloated carcass ass on the toilet seat and hope they situated themselves in such a manner that their shit and other excriment rolls down their fat creases and into the toilet instead of all over the floor or themselves. The only action left is to hop in the shower.
Oh my god! my peniscus just put my shit all over the floor! Damnit! Help! for the love of god someone clean up my shit!
peniscus by ajgamerguy July 12, 2007

Peniscus 

When a nurse or geinocolycuiest gives a man's peniscus an ultrasound, checking for tumors very professionally.
Peniscus by Goou December 1, 2019
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