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penircus 

noun. A term describing acrobatic feats performed by the male genitalia, mainly the penis. A combination of the words penis and circus. Possible feats could include swinging the penis like a trapeze, making it go around in circles, or putting its head in a lion's mouth.
Jane: How was that date of yours last night?

Mary: Wonderful!

Jane: How so? Was a penircus involved?

Mary: You betcha! It was a regular 3-ring penircus! I even had to buy tickets!
penircus by Julia Goolia December 15, 2005
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Peniscus 

When a nurse or geinocologyst gives a mans peniscus an ultrasound
Peniscus by Goou November 23, 2019
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peniscus 

The fat above the penis/ vagina and below the "fat ridge" located directly above your the belt. Often times people with a peniscus must set their bloated carcass ass on the toilet seat and hope they situated themselves in such a manner that their shit and other excriment rolls down their fat creases and into the toilet instead of all over the floor or themselves. The only action left is to hop in the shower.
Oh my god! my peniscus just put my shit all over the floor! Damnit! Help! for the love of god someone clean up my shit!
peniscus by ajgamerguy July 12, 2007

Peniscus 

When a nurse or geinocolycuiest gives a man's peniscus an ultrasound, checking for tumors very professionally.
Peniscus by Goou December 1, 2019
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022