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Penir
Penir is an imaginary beaver that has a penis shaped face.
To draw Penir, start by drawing two circular eyes that touch. They should be a nice size, not too small or too big. Secondly, draw an elongated "U" shape in order to connect the two circles you had drawn before. At this point, you should have something that looks like an upside down penis. Third, towards the end of the elongated "U" shape, draw a line that is about 90 degrees in comparison to the two long sides of the "U" shape. At this point, you should have the equivalent of a penis tip.
You're nearly done! All that's left are the eyes and teeth. To draw pupils, place 2 dots in the center of the eyes you had first drawn. Secondly, for the teeth, start at the vertex of the "U" bit of Penir's nose, where the tip should have been drawn, and go directly up to the center of the 90-degree line drawn earlier.
To draw Penir, start by drawing two circular eyes that touch. They should be a nice size, not too small or too big. Secondly, draw an elongated "U" shape in order to connect the two circles you had drawn before. At this point, you should have something that looks like an upside down penis. Third, towards the end of the elongated "U" shape, draw a line that is about 90 degrees in comparison to the two long sides of the "U" shape. At this point, you should have the equivalent of a penis tip.
You're nearly done! All that's left are the eyes and teeth. To draw pupils, place 2 dots in the center of the eyes you had first drawn. Secondly, for the teeth, start at the vertex of the "U" bit of Penir's nose, where the tip should have been drawn, and go directly up to the center of the 90-degree line drawn earlier.
Penir by Smart Boi Dumb May 16, 2019
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penir • penir kitty • penircus • peniriod • Penirschnitzel • penirsnarp • The peniranger • pener • penia • Peirce
penir kitty
penir kitty by TheDudeAbides February 26, 2004
Arthur Pendragon
He is #daddy. Arthur is a hot, brave, sexy beast. He is also a clotpole, dollophead, prat, royal ass, ignorant, and loves to take his shirt off. He thinks his servant Merlin is a complete idiot, but also loves him.
"Arthur Pendragon has hot nipples"
"Arthur Pendragon is Jessie's husband"
"Arthur is such a clotpole"
"Arthur Pendragon is Jessie's husband"
"Arthur is such a clotpole"
Arthur Pendragon by Arthurismydaddybish September 23, 2017
Peni Weni
Contrary to popular belief a peni weni is not a male appendage it is a term of excitement for the oncoming spoopy season.
Pronunciation (Peenee Weenee )
Pronunciation (Peenee Weenee )
Peni Weni by Rinkdinkymink233 October 22, 2018
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Penicular Homicide by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017
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