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Penolphobia 

Penolphobia: The fear of losing your penis. Therefore you have to constantly having to check that it is still there. Also with the outcome of bruising and injuring the shaft or head of the penis. There have been rare cases of ripping and tearing to point of bleeding. Little boys from the ages of 3 to 9 are prone to this behavior. This phobia may be the cause of parents telling their son's, "if you keep touching yourself, your tweeter will fall off."
Psychologist: "So it's Mr. Bruce Johnson. Tell me a little about yourself."

Mr. Johnson: "I have Penolphobia"

Psychologist: "And what is that exactly?"

Mr. Johnson: "Well every since I was young, I've had this feeling that my penis was going to fall off."

Psychologist: "Well let me insure you that this will never physically happen. Remember every action has a reaction."

Mr. Johnson: "What the f#*k does that to do with anything."
Penolphobia by Dark Spectrum January 12, 2017
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Panophobia 

Person: Ahhhhhhh! A marker! Ahhhhhhhh! A computer! Ahhhhhhhh! A banana! Ahhhhhhhh! A notebook! Ahhhhhhhh! A garden gnome!

Person 2: Hmmmm.... seems to me you have a bad case of Panophobia...

Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh! A person!

penaphobia 

The fear of the penis, cock, dick, schlong, woodpecker, one eyed snake, purple headed yogurt slinger, etc...
Katherine is a penaphob, she is scared of peni and all they entail.
penaphobia by Kelly April 19, 2005

Peniaphobia 

The fear of poverty.
I cant sit at home and do nothing all day. I have peniaphobia!
Peniaphobia by $ecure The Bag August 29, 2018

penisphobia

Psychologically induced, irrational fear of the penis!
he unzipped his jeans to take out his penis but she had penisphobia so she ran away screaming.
penisphobia by lynz[ee] June 16, 2006

pwnophobia 

The fear of getting owned in a competitive online game such as Counter-Strike.
Some internet gamers often get pwnophobia when they go up against more skilled opponents.
pwnophobia by Antoshi September 1, 2008

Peniphobia 

Occurs when one is afraid of penises.
Maybe she has peniphobia...
Peniphobia by Jenny Brewski December 11, 2003
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