peloteo

The act of unzipping your jeans and having your socks to a 43% while watching horrrible buses123.

Nino: en pleno library
Niklas: tu sabe q pa pelotea hay q metese su mano adentro, sea donde sea
JR: El peloteo se va a adueña de toel

Hoy:
Chelo: Ete peloteo taba increíble
Mañana:
Nino: Ayer el peloteo taba sadico

by Peloteros May 20, 2023

Peloton

A company that's getting rich off the gym closures.

Peloton isn't losing any money since the gyms started closing.

by Solid Mantis March 16, 2020

Peloton Husband

A spouse that buys expensive gifts that will actually benefit themself more.

I bought my wife the scarf she asked for for Christmas because I didn't want to be a peloton husband.

by siri alexa December 9, 2019

El Peloté

A Costa Rican sun god whom the natives have dubbed “one-ball”. He is said to arrive in plain sight yearly and usually in late February. Though a god, his human-likeness and appearance brings a real hope to the people. During this time of mortal presence the people celebrate by taking pictures with and drinking with El Peloté. In his most recent arrival he was saved from certain death in Pacific Ocean by a tiny Tico. He can be recognized by his large hook nose and and CrossFit apparel.

Rejoice! El Peloté has arrived. He’s right over there drinking a margarita and chewing on a raw fish. All hail El Peloté

by Nosack69 March 1, 2019

Peloton Liberal

The type of person who sits down and watches everyday of the Tour de France and gets really excited about it. They tend to hate the English cyclists. They get really into the Spanish ones for some reason, cos that's the proper way of doing it. They get really into American alt country for some reaso

The peloton liberal got a flat tyre in Ongar. He went home early from his Sunday ride to listen to the 5 billboards soundtrack on vinyl and read about Tom Watson's remarkable weight loss in his favourite broadsheet.

by RodneyPop October 27, 2018

peloton

I believe that peloton means the main pack of riders. In a race you would have the superhuman leaders out in front, then the rest would be grouped together in the peloton.


The definition at dictionary.com says that it is a small military group, or platoon.

It comes from the french word for "small pellet".



Someone please correct or elaborate if necessary.

Lance Armstrong was far ahead of his team, most of whom were in the peloton.

by Jimbo July 20, 2004

Peloton Rider

An individual who will never excel or stand out from the crowd. A follower who will always be led by world around him.

Derived from the Tour de France.

You'll always be second best, you "peloton rider."

by Ree August 12, 2005