Definitions by Nosack69
Ass-Troy’d
Ass-Troy’d by Nosack69 March 16, 2021
Bryson DeChambeau Energy (BDE)
When you walk on the room and you’re larger than everyone else, no words need to be said you’ve just got that BDE
Who’s that guy in the corner over there? Don’t know, don’t care.....he’s got that Bryson DeChambeau Energy (BDE) I want.
Bryson DeChambeau Energy (BDE) by Nosack69 November 11, 2020
Astroyd
Being forcefully Sodomized
El Peloté
A Costa Rican sun god whom the natives have dubbed “one-ball”. He is said to arrive in plain sight yearly and usually in late February. Though a god, his human-likeness and appearance brings a real hope to the people. During this time of mortal presence the people celebrate by taking pictures with and drinking with El Peloté. In his most recent arrival he was saved from certain death in Pacific Ocean by a tiny Tico. He can be recognized by his large hook nose and and CrossFit apparel.
Rejoice! El Peloté has arrived. He’s right over there drinking a margarita and chewing on a raw fish. All hail El Peloté
Risky Dick
The diametric opposite of whiskey dick. This dick is always ready for action and, thus, poses danger for all those who cross its path.
"Hey Kristin, you should go over and talk to that guy over there." "I dont know, do you think I should? He's got Risky Dick written all over him."
Risky Dick by Nosack69 February 22, 2017