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Peloton

A company that's getting rich off the gym closures.
Peloton isn't losing any money since the gyms started closing.
by Solid Mantis March 16, 2020
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I believe that peloton means the main pack of riders. In a race you would have the superhuman leaders out in front, then the rest would be grouped together in the peloton.


The definition at dictionary.com says that it is a small military group, or platoon.

It comes from the french word for "small pellet".



Someone please correct or elaborate if necessary.
Lance Armstrong was far ahead of his team, most of whom were in the peloton.
by Jimbo July 20, 2004
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A company that has convinced people to buy more of the shit they don't really need, just like the hand sanitizer companies have lately. Stupidity is more contagious than a disease.
As long as people keep allowing themselves to freak out and think they need something, or that they need to do something they don't need to do, companies like Peloton will get rich and their won't be any other options to Peloton (like going to the gym). Going to the gym has been taken from people now until they retake the gyms they paid for memberships to, because they allowed it to happen.
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Its a little suspect when everyone else is losing money but you and just a few others.
Peloton doesn't seem to have the same worries other companies claim to have at this time, they think they're a beacon of courageous leadership, hope, heroic acts, and optimism in a time of need with all the money they're making.
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A group of poop pellets in a toilet bowl.
"Because I haven't been eating enough fiber, I birthed another peloton this morning."
by fishless12 December 20, 2019
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A very unattractive death machine guaranteed to cause you problems after use.
Mr. Big had a massive heart attack after he rode that peloton. Poor guy. He didn’t deserve that.
by quintensity December 12, 2021
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To murder someone by selling them a product they don’t need quite literally.
They pelotoned John because he was an easy target. They found his body next to a random bike in his closet.
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