Petersomnia

The condition of fearing being awake. you stay in such a sleepy state because you are truly afraid to be wide awake

That guy is literally always sleepy, I heard he has petersomnia

by RealTrashBoi February 23, 2024

Petersonian

A term which has recently popped up in meme culture after being said by bronzeswords on twitter, and later used in a Sonic The Hedgehog Parody made by youtuber Jehtt.

Nobody truly knows what it means, but it's derivative actually comes from famous psychologist and political speaker Jordan Peterson, who speaks on the human nature, moral discussions, and other philosophical mediums brought into modern society.

bronzeswords is attempting to take Jordan Peterson's philosophical takes on humanity and apply them in a metaphorical way that grasps at his intentions during his tangent.

"I was thinking about why so many in the radical left participate in "speedrunning" The reason is the left's lack of work ethic ('go fast' rather than 'do it right') and, in a Petersonian sense, to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace ('fastest mario')."
"...Hey man, what the fuck are you talking about?"

by Jockstrap C0wboy February 9, 2022

Petersonian

This is an adjective used to refer to the ideas of Canadian professor and psychologist, Jordan Peterson. Typically it is used in reference to his ideas around archetypes, meaning, and personal responsibility, which are the preeminent topics his books and lectures.

At first I thought Disney's "Hercules" was just a fun cartoon made for kids, but then I noticed there's a very Petersonian narrative here, wherein the titular demigod has a burden of physical strength that he cannot control and chooses to bear it in pursuit of becoming a "true hero," and on that journey he acquires a new strength: of character.

by MeaningChronicler April 3, 2022

petersonify

To rely on urban dictionary as a reliable source of information on neologisms.

"Did you see him totally petersonify "bushfuck" the other day? He should know better than to rely on that"

by internet guy January 12, 2009

petersonian

Relating to Cassandra Peterson, aka, Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. Sexy, funny, dark.

She is absolutely Petersonian.
Did you see that new horrorshow? Very Petersonian.
They started out emo, but they have gotten more Petersonian, lately.

by lkjandersen October 16, 2021

peesomnia

The inability to fall asleep because you have to pee so badly. pee, urinate, void, take a leak, piss, insomnia, sleeplessness, sleep, wet the bed

I'm suffering from some major peesomnia, I just got comfortable in bed too.

by joecoolthefool January 27, 2017

Petersoning

The act of bullying everyone you disagree with on private social media platforms and claiming you are being silenced when you get suspended for violating the terms of service

Guy: why is he mad, didn't he just insult somebody.
me: yeah he is just petersoning

by Amr Salem July 4, 2022