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Peesterbate 

When someone masterbates hoping to ejaculate but instead of cumming he pees because he forgot to go to the bathroom first.
I accidently peesterbated last night.
Peesterbate by Crapknojjjjj February 11, 2010
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a word that you make it your own, tell it to someone when theyre pissin you off and watch theyre look on theyre faces they wont know what it is trust itll piss them off and youll win the end
stfu kim youre fatass is such a peester
peester by u already know December 11, 2007
a slang word used to discreetly and respectfully speak of a woman's genitalia.
I have to go to the peeshe doctor today for the first time. I am NOT looking forward to this!
peeshe by HAWIV February 7, 2008
What a seashell that your dog pees on is called
My Boston Terrier, Bailey just loves going to the beach! She pees on all seashells, turning them into peeshells.
peeshell by GlazeHer June 10, 2023

harry presher 

An obscure word used to define penile object.
She sucked his Harry Presher on the first date... God that Ginny is such a slut.
harry presher by Potterislove February 1, 2015
Slang that a father would tell his son to call his private part (dick,penis,etc)
ex.1 Dad: don't let any one touch your peeshee son!

ex.2 Son: daddy what is that under your arm pit?

Dad: its a skin tag son

Son: ohhh, it looks like a little peeshee!

ex.3 Roy: Oh yeah she sucked my peeshee last night, it was the best blow job that i've had in a while!

ex.3 Mr. Sacco: I have this grimy infection on my peeshee! I need to get some topical cream!
Peeshee by Felix Sack-O December 14, 2010