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Peeternity 

When you are urinating and you start to think that it will never stop.
When I woke up this morning and used the restroom, it felt like I would be in there for peeternity.

Even though I was late for work, I was in the bathroom and it seemed like peeternity.
Peeternity by tomjordan January 13, 2011
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Peegster 

A follower of a particular athletic forum filled to the brim with losers that love reach-arounds and felching.
Frank, are you a Peegster?

Yeah, I am Joe! I ban like there is no tomorrow because I can't take opposing viewpoints very well.

Ok! Let's get naked and fuck like Peegsters, Frank!
Peegster by Joey Frank The 2nd January 1, 2009

Peegster 

A follower of a particular athletic forum filled to the brim with losers that love reach-arounds and felching.
Dude, are you a Peegster?

Yeah, I am! I ban like there is no tomorrow because I can't take opposing viewpoints very well.

Ok! Let's get naked and fuck like Peegsters
Peegster by Mike Peeeeee. December 31, 2008

pestering 

continually talking to you when u dont want them to
jc's a pestering cunt
pestering by rusty jones January 16, 2004
Very simply: a peanut butter and jam sandwich. They can come in many varieties such as a double, triple, and quadruple decker peensters. Also, peensters can be toasted and have been known to have bananas inside.
Man I loves me a mothafuckin' peenster!
peenster by 22mothafuckas March 21, 2008

Pestering 

To bother persistently with petty annoyances
Stop pestering me
Pestering by Stellition June 7, 2014
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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