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The way my father pronounces "peanuts". Phonetically similar to "penis".
"Hey guys, Five Guys is giving out free peenits!"
"Why does this car smell like peenits?"
"Does anyone want some peenits?"
Peenits by CTH8641 January 1, 2012
Words you can keep
something that Charlotte Ritchie says almost religiously
"SOOK my big PEENITS, Becca"
Peenits by bigbigpenis69urmom May 25, 2019
Related Words
Peenits Peanits Peeniss Peenish peents peenith PeenTSD Peenids Peenism Peenist
A shipping name for Peeta and Katniss from the Hunger Games.
PEEta + katNISS = Peeniss

The opposite of Kale, which stands for Katniss and Gale.

Warning: Do not diss these pairings, because the fandom will claw your eyes out.
"TEAM PEENISS OTP!!! <33"
Peeniss by MeNaK February 8, 2013
the word penis, with a lisp added on.
Hey honey, do you like my lithp? Because if you like that, then you are sure to like my peenith!
Another word for "Dickish" relating back to the word "penis" instead of "dick." Used to describe how much like a penis a situation, person, or thing is. Also used in conjunction with the suffix "man" (i.e. Peenish-Man) but is still used in the same context as the singular word "peenish."
"Shit... man, I can't believe you would do something that peenish."

"Dude, that's pretty much peenish-man."
Peenish by Charles DeMar September 16, 2003

Peenitentiary

Locked into an unhealthy relationship for a good sex life.
"He treats me terrible, but the sex is good, I feel as though I'm locked in a peenitentiary"
Peenitentiary by Lesismas August 17, 2017
A word that comes from people mishearing the word, Pianist. It was also known to be seen in one of the episodes of the

show, "Animaniacs". Instead of playing the piano you play with a PEEEEENI---(Gets Demonitized)!
Boy: What are you doing?!
Dad: Being a Peenist~~;)
Peenist by K-WILL-SUE-YOU October 22, 2019
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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