Peenits

The way my father pronounces "peanuts". Phonetically similar to "penis".

"Hey guys, Five Guys is giving out free peenits!"
"Why does this car smell like peenits?"
"Does anyone want some peenits?"

by CTH8641 January 1, 2012

Peenits

something that Charlotte Ritchie says almost religiously

"SOOK my big PEENITS, Becca"

by bigbigpenis69urmom May 25, 2019