Peanits 

A dirty sounding word for peanuts.

Girl: I want more peanuts!
Guy: You want more peanits?
Girl: Yes!
Uncle: -zip-

Peanits by Bawk bawk September 26, 2010

Peanits 

a very silly word for penis

in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My peanits .

Peanits by roo :3 January 13, 2024

Peanits 

Its like when uhhhh....
Peanits is like penius butt when in some tweet

Me:Jorking my peanits
Mom: Hi

Peanits by Peanotsjorker November 25, 2024

peanits 

a human organ used for “jorkin it”

“in the stripped club, straight up “jorkin it” and by “it” haha well let’s just say… my peanits

peanits by splatic May 4, 2024

Peanits 

A way to refer to the male penis.

in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My peanits

Peanits by Placuch May 20, 2024

peanits 

slang for penis, aka your penile function.

Bro, Did you see the way his peanits looked when he was jorkin it?

peanits by pp hard123 May 22, 2024

peanits 

the skin that connects your ear to your head

“i am touching my peanits”

peanits by thou peanit toucher May 28, 2024