Peanits

A dirty sounding word for peanuts.

Girl: I want more peanuts!
Guy: You want more peanits?
Girl: Yes!
Uncle: -zip-

by Bawk bawk September 26, 2010

jonking my peanits

went to roblex script cub. heh. lets just sey. i jonking my peanits.

guy1: im jonking my peanits
guy2: me too bro, me too.

by ligmasigma August 27, 2025

Peanits

A way to refer to the male penis.

in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My peanits

by Placuch May 20, 2024

Peanits

a very silly word for penis

in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My peanits .

by roo :3 January 13, 2024

Peanits

A penis, phallus, shaft, wiener, cock, etc.

Guy: I'm in the stripped club, straight up jroking my peanits, and by "it", well, heh, let's justr say, my peanits.

Normal sane person: What the fuck are you talking about

by Insomnrachnd July 27, 2024

Peanits

Its like when uhhhh....
Peanits is like penius butt when in some tweet

Me:Jorking my peanits
Mom: Hi

by Peanotsjorker November 25, 2024

peanits

slang for penis, aka your penile function.

Bro, Did you see the way his peanits looked when he was jorkin it?

by pp hard123 May 22, 2024