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Hipster 1: Hey! What's that leafy cabbage you're eating?
Hipster 2: It's not cabbage, it's kale! Goes really well with avocado on toast.
by Steve.x June 14, 2017
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An extremely adventurous, curious, outgoing, Beautiful boy. Who sets his own rules and follows his heart. Someone who is unique and different and doesn't allow himself to follow the crowd. Who will one day become some type of artist, musician or even a business man. A person who makes you laugh when you are feeling upset, and never lets you down. A person who you will never forget!
by ksmum February 02, 2010
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A very warm, sweet, caring, all around amazing guy. Someone who knows how to treat a girl just how she wants to be treated, and does it even better. Someone that completely overshadows any other in every aspect. Someone that understands you, and will by all means make you feel like the only one that matters. He is also very attractive. Love at first sight. Hes very very bright and he shows it. He is perfection.
by makaylamurder November 19, 2010
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"Mega pimp". Next to godliness. quite possibly the most amazing mofo known to mankind... or any other race for that matter.
"Dude... Kimbo Slice totally reminds me of KALE"!
by KKmeister April 09, 2010
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a term for money, particularly bills. The green, leafy qualities of a bill are reminiscent of this nutrient-rich vegetable.
yo, can you spot me some kale for this sweet flask? I'll pay you back tomorrow.
by Gretta D April 23, 2006
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A crappy vegetable that all the hipsters are now eating and giggling about. Also popular among the vegan crowd who enjoy depriving themselves of delicious foods. The leaf-like trash tastes like crap and runs through you like shit in a goose. You may have seen the Panera ads that are all the rave where people are eating the garbage as if they've been in the woods for three weeks without a morsel of food to eat which is probably true, it's the only way anyone would eat that trash is if they were starving.
After the stocking-cap festooned hipster ate his trendy kale salad he ran to the bathroom but crapped in his Old Navy khakis before he could get a seat on the pot.
by Go screw yourself August 07, 2015
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Geez Mom, how come we have to eat Kale every night? Can't you make some salad once in a while?
by rpfeff November 17, 2003
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