Kale is a pretty nice and caring guy. He’s usually good at sports. He can either be really cute or ugly. He will care for you as long as you don’t hurt him. Don’t lose him.
Kale is good at sports.
by Riles_d22 May 24, 2019
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A Kale is a sexy beast with the ability to tempt anyone around. A Kale is really cute and super duper fli. Loves to handle business and taste amazing. Always puts in work.

Kale Charles Daddy
Who’s that sexy beast over there? That’s Kale, my daddy!
by AlexaLovesDaddyDk January 29, 2019
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An extremely adventurous, curious, outgoing, Beautiful boy. Who sets his own rules and follows his heart. Someone who is unique and different and doesn't allow himself to follow the crowd. Who will one day become some type of artist, musician or even a business man. A person who makes you laugh when you are feeling upset, and never lets you down. A person who you will never forget!
by ksmum February 02, 2010
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Hipster 1: Hey! What's that leafy cabbage you're eating?
Hipster 2: It's not cabbage, it's kale! Goes really well with avocado on toast.
by Steve.x June 14, 2017
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A very warm, sweet, caring, all around amazing guy. Someone who knows how to treat a girl just how she wants to be treated, and does it even better. Someone that completely overshadows any other in every aspect. Someone that understands you, and will by all means make you feel like the only one that matters. He is also very attractive. Love at first sight. Hes very very bright and he shows it. He is perfection.
by makaylamurder November 19, 2010
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"Mega pimp". Next to godliness. quite possibly the most amazing mofo known to mankind... or any other race for that matter.
"Dude... Kimbo Slice totally reminds me of KALE"!
by KKmeister April 09, 2010
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The most sweetest guy in the world but when it comes down to it at the end of the day he will tear your pussy up he loves pussy and will make you never want a different dick again get yourself a kale he suck a sweetie pie!
I got me some kale dick last night
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