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Peenits
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The way my
father
pronounces "
peanuts
". Phonetically similar to "
penis
".
"Hey guys,
Five Guys
is giving out free peenits!"
"Why does this
car
smell like peenits?"
"Does anyone
want
some peenits?"
Peenits
by
CTH8641
January 1, 2012
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