Peenits

The way my father pronounces "peanuts". Phonetically similar to "penis".

"Hey guys, Five Guys is giving out free peenits!"
"Why does this car smell like peenits?"
"Does anyone want some peenits?"

Peenits by CTH8641 January 1, 2012

Peenits

something that Charlotte Ritchie says almost religiously

"SOOK my big PEENITS, Becca"

Peenits by bigbigpenis69urmom May 25, 2019

Peeniss

A shipping name for Peeta and Katniss from the Hunger Games.
PEEta + katNISS = Peeniss

The opposite of Kale, which stands for Katniss and Gale.

Warning: Do not diss these pairings, because the fandom will claw your eyes out.

"TEAM PEENISS OTP!!! <33"

Peeniss by MeNaK February 8, 2013

peenith 

the word penis, with a lisp added on.

Hey honey, do you like my lithp? Because if you like that, then you are sure to like my peenith!

peenith by JoJo from Kokamo (Im a girl) =3 August 20, 2003

Peenish 

Another word for "Dickish" relating back to the word "penis" instead of "dick." Used to describe how much like a penis a situation, person, or thing is. Also used in conjunction with the suffix "man" (i.e. Peenish-Man) but is still used in the same context as the singular word "peenish."

"Shit... man, I can't believe you would do something that peenish."

"Dude, that's pretty much peenish-man."

Peenish by Charles DeMar September 16, 2003

Peenitentiary

Locked into an unhealthy relationship for a good sex life.

"He treats me terrible, but the sex is good, I feel as though I'm locked in a peenitentiary"

Peenitentiary by Lesismas August 17, 2017

Peenist

A word that comes from people mishearing the word, Pianist. It was also known to be seen in one of the episodes of the

show, "Animaniacs". Instead of playing the piano you play with a PEEEEENI---(Gets Demonitized)!

Boy: What are you doing?!
Dad: Being a Peenist~~;)

Peenist by K-WILL-SUE-YOU October 22, 2019