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The turtle is peeking
When you have to take a crap so bad that it feels like it has already started to "peek" out your ass similar to a turtles head when it comes out of its shell.
The turtle is peeking by RandomThoughtGenerator February 8, 2010
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Tab Peeking
When one individual posts a screenshot to show something on their web browser and someone begins to look at what tabs they have open.
I was just showing Demitri what I was buying on amazon and because he was tab peeking he saw that I had pornhub open!
Tab Peeking by yumspoiledmilk February 25, 2019
Turtle Peeking
A euphemistic expression regarding the extreme urgency to defecate and holding it in as much in as possible. Having the pressure of a fecal turd poking itself partially out of the bum hole while trying to make it to the closest restroom.
Turtle Peeking by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017
peeking turtle
1. That critical moment between 'having to take a dump real bad' and 'having an accident in your pants'.
2. The feeling that a turd is on the cusp of 'peeking' out of one's anus, resembling a turtle's head coming out of its shell.
2. The feeling that a turd is on the cusp of 'peeking' out of one's anus, resembling a turtle's head coming out of its shell.
peeking turtle by The Watcher April 3, 2003
Peeking Chicken
Pronounced like the chinese dish Peking duck, the Peeking Chicken occurs when the male genitalia, or penis, flops out of one's pants, i.e., through the fly or other such aperture. Such occurences can result in either embarassing or comedic effects.
Male 1: Um... Excuse me, sir, but... It has come to my attention that your manhood is clearly and obtrusively visible, as it is protruding from your trousers.
Male 2: Oh dear! (hastily tucks weiner back into pants) The scourge of Peeking Chicken has struck once more...
Male 2: Oh dear! (hastily tucks weiner back into pants) The scourge of Peeking Chicken has struck once more...
Peeking Chicken by senator phogbound January 7, 2012