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The coolest mother fuckers ever to have been born. A Demitri has a deep laugh like mother fucking Santa Claus, except Demitri's won't deliver presents to kids because they are too busy being really fucking awesome to waste their time riding a sleigh in the mother fucking sky at midnight. A Demitri has hair like mother fucking Goldilocks, except a Demitri's hair is brown, so I guess you'd call them all mother fucking Sepialocks.
Holy shit! Look at the sky! It's Santa Claus! There's no way that could be a Demitri because Demitri's are way too cool for that shit.
by can't find me October 05, 2010
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A Nickname for the molecule N,N-Dimethyltryptamine. It is commonly known as DMT, the spirit molecule. It is naturally found in the human body and other plants in nature in small amounts. The human body releases this substance at birth, death, and near death experiences. DMT is also believed to play a role in dreaming.
I went on a journey with my boy Demitri the other day and saw aliens that looked like Hindu gods, I was trippin balls.
by hotboxerz May 24, 2011
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the moast alsome person ever. Demitri has the biggest dick in the world. He could beat the shit out of noah also nicolas.
by smackass December 30, 2010
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An individual whose statements and accusations should never, under any circumstances, be taken seriously, no matter what promises of riches or admonitions of suffering he assures of.
Person: Good god, Alexander, what on earth happened to your face!?
Alexander: Demitri said that an extreme facelift would make all the ladies swoon for me!
Person: Blast it, Alexander! Demitri is never to be taken seriously!
Alexander: But I didn't know!
Person: Curse you, Demitri! Your subterfuge will be the doom of us all! I'm afraid you won't be John Woo-ing any damsels now, Alexander.
Alexander: -I- -DIDN'T- -KNOW- !!!

Demitri: Hey, bro!
Bro: Hey, Demitri!
Demitri: Come here, I have to tell you something.
No one ever saw Bro again.
by Mr. Thrills June 27, 2011
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The name comes from Demeter, The Goddess of Harvest. It's a Greek name, yet you have all the Mexicans and black people spelling it different and adding shit like demitrius or dmitry it's just retarded as hell. Like what the hell? Y'all other niggas Named demitris and others with a different spelling need to talk to yo parents About why the hell they named you what they did.
Person 1: Do you know Demitri?
Person 2: the most radical, trill, and fucking groovy person I know?
Person 1: yeah that one (;
by 559 to 916 February 08, 2014
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