Peekaling

a weird boyfriend who dates a girl 2 months younger than him.

why u such a peekaling

Peekaling by nyxieee999 November 2, 2025

The turtle is peeking 

When you have to take a crap so bad that it feels like it has already started to "peek" out your ass similar to a turtles head when it comes out of its shell.

The turtle is peeking. If I don't get to a bathroom right now, I'm going to shit my pants.

The turtle is peeking by RandomThoughtGenerator February 8, 2010

Tab Peeking 

When one individual posts a screenshot to show something on their web browser and someone begins to look at what tabs they have open.

I was just showing Demitri what I was buying on amazon and because he was tab peeking he saw that I had pornhub open!

Tab Peeking by yumspoiledmilk February 25, 2019

Peeling eggs 

Constant and extremely toxic farts generally following a long night of over-consumption.

Nobody could stand being within 10 yards of Josh as he had been peeling eggs all morning.

Peeling eggs by the lactator August 22, 2009

Peeling the bark 

When you are peeling the foreskin off your penis by your self with out a doctor

Today In this YouTube video I will teach you peeling the bark diy project

Peeling the bark by Wtf Nate August 4, 2019

Turtle Peeking

A euphemistic expression regarding the extreme urgency to defecate and holding it in as much in as possible. Having the pressure of a fecal turd poking itself partially out of the bum hole while trying to make it to the closest restroom.

Roger sprinted down the hall from his desk to the restroom. He has a turtle peeking.

Turtle Peeking by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017

Midnight Beef Peeling

The act of which one jerks off before engaging in slumber.

Dude, We just caught John Midnight beef peeling.

Midnight Beef Peeling by OxnardKawiKid September 15, 2010