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peeking

damn i caught daniel peeking her again!!
by maddoxD July 1, 2020
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Peeking

When you've reached that great limit of drug intoxication and you feel absolutley great and you know you're having an awesome time.
"fuck im peeking like no tommorro"

"man you must be peeking?? haha wat did you take"
by roseanne1989 January 14, 2009
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Peeking

When your shit is peeking out of your asshole, you see the tip of your shit (or touching cloth)
I have to shit so bad right now, it’s peeking”
by GarbleDee M. Cox April 16, 2021
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peeking turtle

1. That critical moment between 'having to take a dump real bad' and 'having an accident in your pants'.

2. The feeling that a turd is on the cusp of 'peeking' out of one's anus, resembling a turtle's head coming out of its shell.
We gotta stop this car and find a restroom soon! I got a peeking turtle over here!
by The Watcher April 3, 2003
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Peeking Chicken

Pronounced like the chinese dish Peking duck, the Peeking Chicken occurs when the male genitalia, or penis, flops out of one's pants, i.e., through the fly or other such aperture. Such occurences can result in either embarassing or comedic effects.
Male 1: Um... Excuse me, sir, but... It has come to my attention that your manhood is clearly and obtrusively visible, as it is protruding from your trousers.

Male 2: Oh dear! (hastily tucks weiner back into pants) The scourge of Peeking Chicken has struck once more...
by senator phogbound January 7, 2012
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Peeking in the closet

When a straight person tests out being gay to see what its like.
I caught Jill peeking in the closet with Katie at the kegger last night!
by InventiveAt8AM July 18, 2009
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Peeking Mushroom

When a man's pubic hair exceeds the length of his penis, leaving only a small portion of the tip visible.
I was about to have sex with this guy I met at the club, but once undressed I was disappointed at the sight of his peeking mushroom.
by Not at the table, Carlos. April 17, 2010
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