peeeter 

A dumbass that knows nothing else but sucking his thumb like a bitch.

God bro why are you such a peeeter today

peeeter by YaMans June 1, 2017

Peeternity 

When you are urinating and you start to think that it will never stop.

When I woke up this morning and used the restroom, it felt like I would be in there for peeternity.

Even though I was late for work, I was in the bathroom and it seemed like peeternity.

Peeternity by tomjordan January 13, 2011

peeter skweezer 

One who enjoys fondling male genetalia

That damn Fred is a peeter skweezer!

peeter skweezer by Molecule- November 10, 2008

weenter-peenter 

One's dick, in its flaccid state.

" Man, it's been over a month since I've had sex...My weenter-peenter is getting very lonely..."

weenter-peenter by Waterlec June 21, 2018

peeter 

A penis.

If there's a skeeter on your peeter, knock it off.

peeter by roxybabi321 June 17, 2009

Peeterleach 

A person that won't stay off of your dick.

Tell that fucking peeterleach over there to stay away from me before I kick his ass!

Peeterleach by Stcyrlucas August 25, 2016

peeter 

1. A walking encyclopedia, someone who has great knowledge and doesn't mind sharing it.

2. A professional at telling Dad jokes.

How does that work?
Go and ask Peeter, he'll know.

Oh no, not another Dad joke.

peeter by 123432198765 February 7, 2010