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Peeternity 

When you are urinating and you start to think that it will never stop.
When I woke up this morning and used the restroom, it felt like I would be in there for peeternity.

Even though I was late for work, I was in the bathroom and it seemed like peeternity.
Peeternity by tomjordan January 13, 2011

peeter skweezer 

One who enjoys fondling male genetalia
That damn Fred is a peeter skweezer!
peeter skweezer by Molecule- November 10, 2008

weenter-peenter 

One's dick, in its flaccid state.
" Man, it's been over a month since I've had sex...My weenter-peenter is getting very lonely..."
weenter-peenter by Waterlec June 21, 2018
If there's a skeeter on your peeter, knock it off.
peeter by roxybabi321 June 17, 2009

Peeterleach 

A person that won't stay off of your dick.
Tell that fucking peeterleach over there to stay away from me before I kick his ass!
Peeterleach by Stcyrlucas August 25, 2016
1. A walking encyclopedia, someone who has great knowledge and doesn't mind sharing it.

2. A professional at telling Dad jokes.
How does that work?
Go and ask Peeter, he'll know.

Oh no, not another Dad joke.
peeter by 123432198765 February 7, 2010
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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