peeter

If there's a skeeter on your peeter, knock it off.
by roxybabi321 June 17, 2009
mugGet the peetermug.

peeter

1. A walking encyclopedia, someone who has great knowledge and doesn't mind sharing it.

2. A professional at telling Dad jokes.
How does that work?
Go and ask Peeter, he'll know.

Oh no, not another Dad joke.
by 123432198765 February 07, 2010
mugGet the peetermug.

peeter

"His peeter was hella big...that nicca knocked the bottom of my pussy out"
by Mr. Peezee January 05, 2004
mugGet the peetermug.

peeter skweezer

One who enjoys fondling male genetalia
That damn Fred is a peeter skweezer!
by Molecule- November 10, 2008
mugGet the peeter skweezermug.

Peeter Puffer

Ya'll see that girl over there... she's a damn peeter puffer!
by whadafxck September 05, 2011
mugGet the Peeter Puffermug.

Hairy Peeter

Going to Hairy Peeter to buy beer
by kdee May 11, 2006
mugGet the Hairy Peetermug.

Little Peeter Boy

when a man unfortunatly has a penis the size of a new born infant
The Little Peeter Boy is in the room with his girlfriend trying his best to compinsate for what he doesnt have.
by thesatisfyer April 03, 2009
mugGet the Little Peeter Boymug.