peeter

If there's a skeeter on your peeter, knock it off.

peeter by roxybabi321 June 17, 2009

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peeter

1. A walking encyclopedia, someone who has great knowledge and doesn't mind sharing it.

2. A professional at telling Dad jokes.

How does that work?
Go and ask Peeter, he'll know.

Oh no, not another Dad joke.

peeter by 123432198765 February 7, 2010

Related Words

peeter • Peeter Puffer • peeter skweezer • Peeter3000 • Peeterbeater • Peeterleach • Peeternity • Peetertips • Hairy Peeter • Little Peeter Boy

peeter

A dick (see penis)

"His peeter was hella big...that nicca knocked the bottom of my pussy out"

peeter by Mr. Peezee January 5, 2004

peeter skweezer

One who enjoys fondling male genetalia

That damn Fred is a peeter skweezer!

peeter skweezer by Molecule- November 10, 2008

Peeter Puffer

Redneck term for penis sucker

Ya'll see that girl over there... she's a damn peeter puffer!

Peeter Puffer by whadafxck September 5, 2011

Little Peeter Boy

when a man unfortunatly has a penis the size of a new born infant

The Little Peeter Boy is in the room with his girlfriend trying his best to compinsate for what he doesnt have.

Little Peeter Boy by thesatisfyer April 3, 2009

Hairy Peeter

Slang word for grocery store Harris Teeter

Going to Hairy Peeter to buy beer

Hairy Peeter by kdee May 11, 2006

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