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pedestalitis 

When you keep on putting girls on the pedestal.
You keep on idealizing girls - you have pedestalitis.
pedestalitis by Gesamtpaket October 14, 2013

pedostache 

A thin layer of hair, lacking the regality of a full blown mustache, atop the upper lip. Commonly found on individuals with Tony Danza-esque minivans and lots of candy.
Hey, check out the pedostache on that guy. Hey, where'd little Timmy go...
pedostache by J. Agnew June 14, 2006

Pendostan 

Пендостан-Pendostan
Derogatory title of USA in Russia.
Spellings:
Pendostanum- Пендостанум
Pendosiya- Пендосия
Нахуй Пендостан- Nahuy Pendostan- Fuck USA

pedestalize

when a man takes a woman that he wants and makes her his, then proceeds to hold her in such high and un-realistic esteem that he can no longer have a normal or real relationship with her.
putting her on a pedestal.
men commonly pedestalize their wives to try and boost their egos, show off and re-live their mother son relationships
pedestalize by avalancheblanch August 4, 2008

pedostache 

The moustache often seen on pedophiles. Appears as a dangerously thin, greasy moustache, often complimented by the aviator glasses and the pedosmile.

Pedophiles can be spotted through the useful guide provided by Maddox.

www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net /c.cgi?u=spot_the_pedo
"Francis, that pedostache isn't gonna help much...well, the fact that she's in middle school doesn't help much either."

pedosantafile clause 

A person who is dressed as Santa Clause but is pedofile like
That old guy in the santa suit is a pedosantafile clause