pedosadism 

finding great pleasure (not necessarily sexual) in causing children discomfort. this can be in the present (e.g. implicit threats of physical violence) or the future (i.e. lying). it is these lies which are most commonly referred to as "pedosadism." sometimes they are short term questions providing options that will never be fulfilled: "do you want to go to an amusement park tomorrow?"

for the patient pedosadist, however, lies can be disinformation that is latent for years, for example "magnets are large concentrations of a kind of virus that pulls towards another kind of virus to mate with it. if you leave the magnets stuck together too long, the viruses will mate, and there won't be any pull left on either side of the magnet."

it is crucial that any disinformation told to children does not provide an evolutionary advantage. these lies are strictly meant for the child to get laughed at for saying something absurd at some point in the future.

CAMP COUNSELOR A: yesterday when we were on the way back to camp from volunteering to clean up a park in inner-city baltimore, i walked down the aisle of the school bus and asked each kid which flavor of milkshake he preferred. i kept a running tally on a piece of paper. then when we got back to camp and the kids saw there were no milkshakes, they were furious! it was hysterical.
CAMP COUNSELOR B: you suffer from an acute case of motha-fuckin-pedosadism

ADULT TO 6-YEAR-OLD NEPHEW: computer mice are called "mice" because the wire that connects them to the computer is special. it's made from mouse tails.
--- 7 years later ---
13 YEAR OLD TO FRIENDS: but the wires for mice are different from normal computer cables because they have mouse tails in them.
FRIENDS TO 13 YEAR OLD: you're a fucking idiot
13 YEAR OLD TO FRIENDS: but-but... my uncle is an asshole

pedosadism by hadracha June 12, 2011

Posadism 

A communist and Trotskyist ideology founded by J. Posadas (real name Homero Rómulo Cristalli Frasnelli). He taught that UFOS were sent by alien communist in order to inspire revolution on Earth. Also they believe dolphins can speak and that Sex and Jokes will be abolished in the future utopia. Posadism is the only true ideology, everything else is revisionism.

Revisionist Leftist: lol posadism is such a funny meme XD
True Follower of Posadas: Cthulhu fhtagn!
Revisionist’s head implodes

Posadism by TheRealPitbull November 22, 2020

posadism 

A branch of authoritarian communism (more specifically trotskyism) pioneered by J. Posadas, an Argentinian Trotskyist, which believes that a nuclear war will trigger a global proletarian revolution, causing all nations on the planet to become socialist. Posadism is also known for its theories about UFOs, specifically about how only a communist society could become so advanced as to achieve space travel, therefore if any aliens were to visit earth they would be communist. The third aspect of posadism, often referenced in memes, is dolphins. The claim is that posadists also believe that humans could theoretically communicate with dolphins, seeing them as an intelligent and developed enough species, only somehow we are prevented from doing so by capitalism. Sources for this are unclear.

I dunno man, posadism kinda makes a lot of sense, like, come on, the best way to get rid of capitalism is to just nuke it and then rebuild, right? And aliens that share my exact political philosophy? That’s just straight up rad! Plus, you gotta love the dolphins, dolphins are cute.

posadism by homolizard February 16, 2020

anarcho-posadism 

Don't even get me started on how cool it is.

...and don't even get me started on Anarcho-Posadism!

anarcho-posadism by Altair73 May 25, 2020

Anarcho-Posadism 

The ultimate ideology. The truth behind everything. Believers of this ideology thinks the current society and hierarchy needs to be abolished by nuking earth so much that everything starts anew, thus creating a new anarchist utopia. Also there are aliens or something.

"Anarcho-Posadism is when you lob nukes at random people, the more nukes you lob, the more Anarcho-Posadism it is."

―Somebody, probably.
"Can you see any borders from here? What has borders given us? We're going to start over from scratch. That's what V2 is for."

― Larry "Nuke go brrrrr" Foulke, one of the most iconic supporters of this ideology in media.

Anarcho-Posadism by Haddam Sussein June 2, 2022

anarcho-posadism 

Nuke dem society and build… honestly idk I think it’s just you wanting to nuke the whole world to “rebuild everything” although it’s just you nuking everything to cause destruction and then live in an anarchistic world, basically just nuking everything because you feel like it

Idk of an example I’ll try my best tho

Person 1: I wanna nuke the entire world, I’m sick of this society shit in general

Person 2: that’s what we call anarcho-posadism

Random faint noise: the more you know~

anarcho-posadism by AstralDice April 15, 2023