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Peniosis 

He has peniosis.
Peniosis is also known as a fishing rod penis.
When being with someone with peniosis there is a fear it will get stuck as for it is bent.
Ellie only likes calam because he has peniosis
Peniosis by iloveturtles6969 March 7, 2019

Peditorosis 

Peditorosis is the medical term for chronic losing. Peditorosis affects only men and reduces their chances of success with the opposite sex. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: giving a girl too much attention, oozing desperation, being terrified of rejection, and lacking self-confidence. Put simply, you lose your ability to exude awesome or win. Oh and it can be contagious.
Stacy: "Did you hear? Bobby Havens brought flowers to his first date. How could anyone be that lame?"

Amanda: "I guess you don't know. He has peditorosis."

Stacy: "Oh I'm so sorry to hear that. That explains A LOT..."
Peditorosis by JGunz December 2, 2010

peniosis 

He’s got a peniosis

Also know as a fishing rod penis

Demi dose not like penises with peniosos as she fears it will get stuck
Oh look there Callum W with his peniosis

peninosis 

Strain on the male genitals from erectile disfunction medication causing an erection that lasts more than four hours.
He was doubled over in pain the other day after overdoing the chippies (ed drugs) and coming down with a harsh case of peninosis.
peninosis by gene clifford katter August 25, 2020

penitosis 

n. 1. the by-product of poor personal hygiene in males, resulting in foul odor emanating from the general genital area. 2. antonym of valitosis.
Buddy didn't wash his balls, crack, or shaft after football practice and ended up with a case of straight penitosis.
penitosis by ringerSnags January 20, 2009
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