pedioosis

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pedioosis is a fucking weird who watches kids while hiding in bushes

an example of a pedioosis is JACOB
other examples of people that are a pedioosis are katelyn, ola, mr gale (fuckdale) and anyone with the name that starts with s

pedioosis by pedioosis December 14, 2019

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Peniosis

He has peniosis.
Peniosis is also known as a fishing rod penis.
When being with someone with peniosis there is a fear it will get stuck as for it is bent.

Ellie only likes calam because he has peniosis

Peniosis by iloveturtles6969 March 7, 2019

Related Words

pedioosis • peniosis • Peditorosis • peninosis • penitosis • Period sis pop off pooh

Peditorosis

Peditorosis is the medical term for chronic losing. Peditorosis affects only men and reduces their chances of success with the opposite sex. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: giving a girl too much attention, oozing desperation, being terrified of rejection, and lacking self-confidence. Put simply, you lose your ability to exude awesome or win. Oh and it can be contagious.

Stacy: "Did you hear? Bobby Havens brought flowers to his first date. How could anyone be that lame?"

Amanda: "I guess you don't know. He has peditorosis."

Stacy: "Oh I'm so sorry to hear that. That explains A LOT..."

Peditorosis by JGunz December 2, 2010

peniosis

He’s got a peniosis

Also know as a fishing rod penis

Demi dose not like penises with peniosos as she fears it will get stuck

Oh look there Callum W with his peniosis

peniosis by Peniosis specialist March 4, 2019

peninosis

Strain on the male genitals from erectile disfunction medication causing an erection that lasts more than four hours.

He was doubled over in pain the other day after overdoing the chippies (ed drugs) and coming down with a harsh case of peninosis.

peninosis by gene clifford katter August 25, 2020

penitosis

n. 1. the by-product of poor personal hygiene in males, resulting in foul odor emanating from the general genital area. 2. antonym of valitosis.

Buddy didn't wash his balls, crack, or shaft after football practice and ended up with a case of straight penitosis.

penitosis by ringerSnags January 20, 2009

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026