penitosis 

n. 1. the by-product of poor personal hygiene in males, resulting in foul odor emanating from the general genital area. 2. antonym of valitosis.

Buddy didn't wash his balls, crack, or shaft after football practice and ended up with a case of straight penitosis.

penitosis by ringerSnags January 20, 2009

Explosive Penosis 

Explosive Penosis is a chronic respiratory disease in which the sperm shooting penis walls, burst due to the massive amount of sperm built into the penis.

Oh shit Bro my man was edging so hard he got Explosive Penosis

No way man the sperm exploded his penis

Oh shit his penis built up he got explosive penosis

Explosive Penosis by Holy_creator32 December 2, 2019

Penisism 

1. rule or domination by a the person with the largest penis.

2. a political system, state, etc. dominated by the person with the largest penis.

3. a way of determining order by the size of the penis of the participants.

Allan: So, who gets to go first ?
Bob: Definitely me, by right of penisism.
Allan: Huh ?
Bob: My penis is way bigger than yours Allan.
Allan: ...

Penisism by Ragnarok7000 October 29, 2009

Penisish 

Undesirable or unwanted.

Everyone found Jim very penisish and no one was upset to hear about his untimely suicide.

Penisish by Squidward110 February 13, 2013

positosis 

The next level up from,” it's all good”. positosis is the new word, da fresh lingo for positivity, an outlook on life that gets you to focus on the positive first.

We, positosis players, don't just survive, we thrive with da positosis mindset that says we good, even if it's not all good, and when and if it all gets janky, we get on up into the jetstream of positosis, fly above the radar, floating like a butterfly, rising to the top, raining double doses of positosis and positive vibes on da peoples.

My positosis mindset gets me into the game of, into the positosis flow of life.

We, the positosis players, radiate those good vibes, keep it 100.

When others be talking noise, getting out of their game. losing their rhythm,

We focus first on positosis, and through osmosis, transform everything into something dope, super fresh, and be dropping positive dimes.

Beyond any doubt, Positosis is the mostest baby.

positosis by Dok-Tah Feel Good October 1, 2021

penisist

a master in the art of playing piano with the penis.

Sarah is a penisist. Her advice to other inspiring penisists is: "You have to be careful. They have to be hard."

penisist by Nickel For A Smile April 9, 2009

penitoris 

an overgrown clitoris (penis + clitoris = penitoris)

fellatio my penitoris biotch!

penitoris by betito79 September 26, 2007