n. 1. the by-product of poor personal hygiene in males, resulting in foul odor emanating from the general genital area. 2. antonym of valitosis.
Buddy didn't wash his balls, crack, or shaft after football practice and ended up with a case of straight penitosis.
by ringerSnags January 20, 2009
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2. a political system, state, etc. dominated by the person with the largest penis.
3. a way of determining order by the size of the penis of the participants.
2. a political system, state, etc. dominated by the person with the largest penis.
3. a way of determining order by the size of the penis of the participants.
Allan: So, who gets to go first ?
Bob: Definitely me, by right of penisism.
Allan: Huh ?
Bob: My penis is way bigger than yours Allan.
Allan: ...
Bob: Definitely me, by right of penisism.
Allan: Huh ?
Bob: My penis is way bigger than yours Allan.
Allan: ...
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We, positosis players, don't just survive, we thrive with da positosis mindset that says we good, even if it's not all good, and when and if it all gets janky, we get on up into the jetstream of positosis, fly above the radar, floating like a butterfly, rising to the top, raining double doses of positosis and positive vibes on da peoples.
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My positosis mindset gets me into the game of, into the positosis flow of life.
We, the positosis players, radiate those good vibes, keep it 100.
When others be talking noise, getting out of their game. losing their rhythm,
We focus first on positosis, and through osmosis, transform everything into something dope, super fresh, and be dropping positive dimes.
Beyond any doubt, Positosis is the mostest baby.
We, the positosis players, radiate those good vibes, keep it 100.
When others be talking noise, getting out of their game. losing their rhythm,
We focus first on positosis, and through osmosis, transform everything into something dope, super fresh, and be dropping positive dimes.
Beyond any doubt, Positosis is the mostest baby.
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