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n. 1. the by-product of poor personal hygiene in males, resulting in foul odor emanating from the general genital area. 2. antonym of valitosis.
Buddy didn't wash his balls, crack, or shaft after football practice and ended up with a case of straight penitosis.
by ringerSnags January 21, 2009
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n. 1. (to be hit with the __) the condition of being abruptly reminded of one's own ineptitude, ignorance, or shortcomings. 2. to be duped; mislead; taken advantage of.
Keri bragged about being an all-american basketball star, but didn't make the varsity cut after try-outs. The coach hit him with the yankum.
by ringerSnags January 21, 2009
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