Peniosis 

He has peniosis.
Peniosis is also known as a fishing rod penis.
When being with someone with peniosis there is a fear it will get stuck as for it is bent.

Ellie only likes calam because he has peniosis

Peniosis by iloveturtles6969 March 7, 2019

peniosis 

He’s got a peniosis

Also know as a fishing rod penis

Demi dose not like penises with peniosos as she fears it will get stuck

Oh look there Callum W with his peniosis

peniosis by Peniosis specialist March 4, 2019

Explosive Penosis 

Explosive Penosis is a chronic respiratory disease in which the sperm shooting penis walls, burst due to the massive amount of sperm built into the penis.

Oh shit Bro my man was edging so hard he got Explosive Penosis

No way man the sperm exploded his penis

Oh shit his penis built up he got explosive penosis

Explosive Penosis by Holy_creator32 December 2, 2019

Penisism 

1. rule or domination by a the person with the largest penis.

2. a political system, state, etc. dominated by the person with the largest penis.

3. a way of determining order by the size of the penis of the participants.

Allan: So, who gets to go first ?
Bob: Definitely me, by right of penisism.
Allan: Huh ?
Bob: My penis is way bigger than yours Allan.
Allan: ...

Penisism by Ragnarok7000 October 29, 2009

Penisish 

Undesirable or unwanted.

Everyone found Jim very penisish and no one was upset to hear about his untimely suicide.

Penisish by Squidward110 February 13, 2013

penisist

a master in the art of playing piano with the penis.

Sarah is a penisist. Her advice to other inspiring penisists is: "You have to be careful. They have to be hard."

penisist by Nickel For A Smile April 9, 2009

Peniotis 

A small penis; one of little size and mass.

Kalivas has a peniotis.

Peniotis by Miguel February 15, 2004