calam

the maddest dude around

Now class, who can give me a sentence with Calam in it? "I said Calam is gay,then i ended up with a moustaouche and no eye borws."

by calam January 20, 2004

Calamity

1.) An event which is a complete catastrophe/disaster, like your life
2.) A mod on Terraria

Person 1: Did you hear about the calamity yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, it's a great Terraria mod
Person 1: Stop playing Terraria you dipshit, people literally died!
Person 2: Oof

by FemboysAreBest October 5, 2020

Calamity

Ka•la•mi•ty ~ Unfelt love from both sides.

1: dude , i love her , but she doesn't love me.

2: i love him more than life , but he doesn't even like me.

3: You're both having the feeling of Calamity.

by jesus stylinson July 19, 2014

calamity

A disaster that happened that lead to fighting a big monster by a princess and a hero

Calamity Gonan in legend of Zelda: botw

by Princess Zelda February 10, 2021

Calamity

A word commonly used to make crappy, low effort Mario parodies using SMW sprites.

Mario's Power-Up Calamity

by MayKannoUrbanDiction October 6, 2020

Calamity

A form of art, that only the gods of distress are capable or creating within the realm of mankind. Also known as Luca, and occasionally Maryam.

"Wow Luca, there you go with your dumb ass decisions, you finna cause calamity"

"you need to CALMamity down"

by K-375 March 4, 2019

calamity

when a typhoon occurs from every bodily orfice at once

My calamity was so loud it could be heard for miles, blowing trees over and making puppies go deaf.

by Meghan and Jenny March 21, 2003