pecnic

Problem Exists In Chair Not In Computer.

I am heading over to a pecnic...the user wants is having trouble turning his computer on during a blackout.

by Caine August 31, 2003

Manly Picnic

a picnic between men. No glasses, no napkins. Whiskey only. The beverage of true men... and pretzels. Typically set up in a place where women can't hear you, so you can outline your counteroffensive and trashtalk them.

What the hell, man? This isn't some romantic princess picnic - this is a manly picnic.

by RAGESTARVED October 20, 2012

picnic bitch

a girl wearing a cute, checkered dress with an open neckline to show off her collarbones.

ashley: ...and i also bought this checkered dress. its really fucking cute. makes me look like a picnic bitch

by wildflowersass January 18, 2019

Peenick

The shipname for Finnick Odair and Peeta Melark in the hunger games. There's a lot of sexual tension between them, and not enough fanfiction so GO WRITE SOME ALREADY.

Non-shipper: "Omg, did you see Catching Fire??"

Shipper: "Heck yeah I did! I loved the Peenick-scene the most..."

Non-shipper: "Euw, they don't even like each other... PEENISS FOR LIFE!"

Shipper: "Oh hell nah"

by Aphrodite Red November 28, 2013

Bakersfield Picnic

The act of eating your lunch while taking a crap.

Guy 1: "you coming to lunch with us at Chilies?"
Guy 2: "no, I gotta take a dump. I'm just gonna have a Bakersfield Picnic."

by P. Gunn October 2, 2013

shoulder picnic

When you put your dick and balls on top of someone's shoulder, usually while they are watching television.

Yeah, man. My girlfriend was watching Sex in the City and then I gave her the ol' shoulder picnic. Classic.

by eddyt113007 June 1, 2010

Penicular Homicide

When you absolutely wreck that girl's pussy with the D.

Did a little penicular homicide last night on Rachel. That pooty is wrecked braaahhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017