Eeeasy pickins. A girl who would open up for you like a pleasant picnic basket on a fresh spring day. Portable, and everyone gets some of what's inside!
"what a lov-e-ly pic-a-nic basket Booboo!"
"Yogi... You know what the Ranger said."
by killerqueen May 7, 2005
noun: a sexual activity where random objects are placed in a person's butt.
Bored with our usual routine, she asked to try something new. So I looked through her purse for fun objects for a picnic basket.
by The Original Wilvis July 11, 2008
A sexual act in which one party eats a combination of salad, sandwich, and blackberry pie, then vomits onto the genitals of another party during oral sex.
OMG, Allison, I totally gave Erik a picnic basket last night!
by alllisson August 1, 2010
A survival bag, usually holding personal possessions and every day carry items that also has a concealed gun compartment for self defense purposes. Also called a "get home bag". Since Detroit has a high crime rate, the meaning is clear. It's a survival bag.
Jim knew he could go into even the most crime ridden areas carrying his Detroit picnic basket.
by BuLLg0d April 8, 2015
Euphemism for extremely homosexual (usually in men)
Brian is as gay as a picnic basket
by Perdita December 3, 2007
The female form of masturbation. Where you would say "whacking it, jacking off, etc." for a male, you would say "packing her picnic basket" for a female.
Last night, Jenny was in her room, packing a picnic basket.

Melanie always packs her picnic basket to pictures of Orlando Bloom.
by ConsuelaBananahammock March 3, 2009
Being so extremely gay that there is a high chance of said gay person exploding into kittens and rainbows. Not to be confused with gay as a picnic basket, which is the stable equivalent.
Josh - That guy is gayer than a picnic basket!

Eric - I'm going to keep my distance, my insurance doesn't cover injuries made by shards of rainbows!

Josh - Now that you mention is, I am allergic to cats.... Better safe than sorry....
by Ima Sonovabitch April 1, 2012