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the length of shaft bewtween bellend and testicles otherwise known as a penimetre, except in the case of a small penis (below 1.5 inches) a nano-penicle, there are 10 nano-penicle's in a penimeter. and one penimeter is equal to 0.5 inches
Dan: i have many nano- penicles.. i'm rather impressed.
jack: well thats nothing on my 5 penimetres.
kyle: well i have the best penicle around.. a whole 6 inches.
Jon: mmmmm penicle
penicle by jockyle January 25, 2010
1. That guy has a very large penicle
2. Suck my penicle!
Penicle by Claire March 17, 2004

Penile Exile 

When you sell your house and/or get fired from your janitor job but still continue to give money and support to a younger woman who does not fuck you and even squanders the resources on her playfully abusive ex boyfriends.
Well let's just say M & M were on permanent penile exile from the other M.
Penile Exile by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020

penile picasso 

One who is incredibly gifted in the handling of either their own or someone else's penis.
"As Michaelangelo worked with clay, and DaVinci with oil, Beth is a true artist with the cock. She my friend, is a penile picasso."
penile picasso by theunknownone September 25, 2005

Penile Fracture 

A horrifying (and totally real) injury in which you literally snap your dick in half, as you can guess, this can only happen when your penis is erect, if you're a man and you don't wince from reading this, you're either tough as balls or a woman
Poor Hank has never been the same since he suffered a penile fracture, from what I hear, he needs to use a tube if his wife wants to have sex now
Penile Fracture by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018

penile mouthification 

Mary Jane refused to have sexual intercourse with her boyfriend; however, she satiated his sexual appetite through penile mouthification..
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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