peakometer 

a displaying the volume of sounds in relation to the maximum of your mic sensitivity will allow

guy 1: "my peakometer is set to be really low so i cant hear loud sounds."
guy 2 screams "did you hear that?".

peakometer by Pram Schneider January 25, 2022

pedometer

pedo-meter
a device that beeps everytime a pedofile is close to you

oh no! the pedometer is beeping. lets get out of here

pedometer by lschi1 March 31, 2015

pedometer

A scientific instrument for measuring the degree of a person's sexual attraction to children.

"Applicants whose pedometer scores are greater than 25% are not approved for the position of Scoutmaster."

pedometer by va1erio December 14, 2008

Pedometer

Device used to measure the number of children in the park at any given time.

To Kyle's delight, his pedometer allerted him that it was prime time to be at the local swingsets.

Pedometer by JoeCoolJRRT July 11, 2010

Pedometer

Pedo-Meter= a device that keeps count of how many pedofiles you pass.

My pedometer reached 314 today during my 2 mile jog through the park.

Pedometer by Camille Sterling January 11, 2010

penometer

The official ANSI intrument for measuring penis length and girth

penometer by Cornwallis September 17, 2003

paedometer 

Electronic or analogue device similar in function to a Pedometer but keeps a measurement/record of the number of children molested, assulted or sexually used by a paedophile at any one time when in use.

Johhny was unsure of the number of kiddies he'd molested until he checked the count on his paedometer

paedometer by Digital-Prozac February 3, 2005