Planometer

(Plan*om*eter)When you plan your day or a certain period of time so rigid, you are defined by others as a Planometer

Stop being such a planometer! You always have such a strict schedule,that you never have any leisure time

by MoMento May 24, 2015

penometer

The official ANSI intrument for measuring penis length and girth

by Cornwallis September 17, 2003

pornometer

Measuring device in the study of pornology. Pornometers are primarily used by pornologists to determine how many P (1 Porn = .666667 inches) are in any given pornograph. The pornometer is a long device that is firmly attached to the scrote. Special care should be taken to calibrate it.

"Whoa I just received a pornogram from PetCo."
'Let me whip out my pornometer and appraise that for you'
"No, put that away; there are children here."

by Costco October 26, 2007

punometer

A particular friend or acquaintance whose reaction is used to measure the success of a pun. Usually selected based on their lack of approval of puns in general.

The joke went down well, but my usual punometer wasn't there, so I don't know how good it really was.

by TheJ9 June 1, 2011

plancometer

Planck's length.

"Quarks are made in two plancometers."

by hydorus shui October 3, 2023

peakometer

a displaying the volume of sounds in relation to the maximum of your mic sensitivity will allow

guy 1: "my peakometer is set to be really low so i cant hear loud sounds."
guy 2 screams "did you hear that?".

by Pram Schneider January 25, 2022