payless
the lowest of low when it comes to supermarkets
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Payless Pinch
"Man, I bought these Payless shoes for a wedding and they tore me up.."
"Must be the Payless Pinch.. you cheap bastard"
"Must be the Payless Pinch.. you cheap bastard"
Payless Pinch by babyno August 14, 2008
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Payless Queen
A woman, who has enough money to buy Prada or Fendi shoes, but instead, buys cheap looking shoes that easily run down to the point where they look like shit. The rest of her wardrobe may be high fashion, but the shoes look like they are from Payless. The woman usually hold a key positon in a high paying job, with a high five or six figure salary, but has no clue whatsoever how to dress. Poster child for this is K. Mullane of Summerwood, PA
Did you see K. come in the store last week to visit. She had a nice blouse and slacks, but her shoes looked like she picked them up at the Goodwill. That is embarrising for a Vice President of a multi-million dollar company to be looking like that. She is a true Payless Queen.
Girl, you look Versace from head to ankle, but you are still a Payless Queen when it comes to your shoes!
Girl, you look Versace from head to ankle, but you are still a Payless Queen when it comes to your shoes!
Payless Queen by J M Wright June 11, 2008
PAYNESS
Means "Penis". (Prounounced: Pay-Ness) and can only be said through a thick southern american accent.
PAYNESS by PickledFerret November 23, 2011
payness
Payness is the ghetto izzo clan version of the word penis, which refers to a mans happy zone located beneath his pants.
payness by Michael waddell January 1, 2006
Paylessed
When a guy or girl is forced against their will to make out with one or the other usually occurring in the shoe store Payless. Being held by the head, or back so they can not pull away, while their mouth is being raped by the other persons tongue. It is most likely that this person has bad breath, and does not care about the scene they are making in the store. Being paylessed is usually remembered as horrifying and scarring for the rest of their lives.
Girl 1: So what happened yesterday? I heard he Paylessed you?
Girl 2: Well I was having a good time with him, but he Paylessed me! He kissed me nicely the first time, but went crazy afterwards. It was horrifying.
Example 2.
Girlfriend: *teasing boyfriend*
Boyfriend: Don't make me payless you !
Girlfriend: No! I am sorry !
Girl 2: Well I was having a good time with him, but he Paylessed me! He kissed me nicely the first time, but went crazy afterwards. It was horrifying.
Example 2.
Girlfriend: *teasing boyfriend*
Boyfriend: Don't make me payless you !
Girlfriend: No! I am sorry !
Paylessed by indigochild5 January 8, 2012
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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