PAYNESS

Means "Penis". (Prounounced: Pay-Ness) and can only be said through a thick southern american accent.

"The EcksBawks will shove its mighty PAYNESS into the sony's PS3" - SS

by PickledFerret November 23, 2011

payness

Payness is the ghetto izzo clan version of the word penis, which refers to a mans happy zone located beneath his pants.

My PAYNESS is bigga then youz.
Dude , ma payness got hit by thiss shee, it no happy no mo'.

by Michael waddell January 1, 2006

Paynesville

A small town in Australia. Situated on the Gippsland lakes, Paynesville is the boating capital of Victoria. Unfortunately, has been ruined by stupid teenagers that break things and drug dealers that fuel the stupid teenagers.

Paynesville was such a beautiful place before *they* arrived

by The Wisest One - number two December 15, 2010

paynuss

Paynuss is the latin root word for the commonly used word penis, meaning male genetalia. It is believed that the origin of the word came from a man with the name "Nuss". Nuss was a latin man that was said to have a 30 foot monster. Because of this beast, the leadies flocked to him, and they had to "pay" Nuss in order for him to satisfy them. Therefore, the word paynuss came to mean what it is today.

My friend Forrest is said to have quite the paynuss.

A: I wonder where the word penis came from?

B:Dude don't you know about paynuss?
A: Ah of course, that guy nuss must of had a mammoth dick

by MasterForrest March 11, 2010

payless

the lowest of low when it comes to supermarkets

"You can't just piss on the floor. where do you think you are, payless?"

by Sodomech May 17, 2004

Payless Pinch

The notorious pain you get on you feet with any and all Payless shoes.

"Man, I bought these Payless shoes for a wedding and they tore me up.."
"Must be the Payless Pinch.. you cheap bastard"

by babyno August 14, 2008

Peayness

Having pride for Austin Peay State University.

I'm an alumnus of Austin Peay. Look at my Peayness!

by Themeach80 April 20, 2019