PAYNESS
Means "Penis". (Prounounced: Pay-Ness) and can only be said through a thick southern american accent.
PAYNESS by PickledFerret November 23, 2011
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payness
Payness is the ghetto izzo clan version of the word penis, which refers to a mans happy zone located beneath his pants.
payness by Michael waddell January 1, 2006
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payness • Painess • payless • Paylessed • Payless Pinch • Payless Queen • Paymess • PaynesUnited syndrome • Paynesville • paynuss
Paynesville
A small town in Australia. Situated on the Gippsland lakes, Paynesville is the boating capital of Victoria. Unfortunately, has been ruined by stupid teenagers that break things and drug dealers that fuel the stupid teenagers.
Paynesville by The Wisest One - number two December 15, 2010
paynuss
Paynuss is the latin root word for the commonly used word penis, meaning male genetalia. It is believed that the origin of the word came from a man with the name "Nuss". Nuss was a latin man that was said to have a 30 foot monster. Because of this beast, the leadies flocked to him, and they had to "pay" Nuss in order for him to satisfy them. Therefore, the word paynuss came to mean what it is today.
My friend Forrest is said to have quite the paynuss.
A: I wonder where the word penis came from?
B:Dude don't you know about paynuss?
A: Ah of course, that guy nuss must of had a mammoth dick
A: I wonder where the word penis came from?
B:Dude don't you know about paynuss?
A: Ah of course, that guy nuss must of had a mammoth dick
paynuss by MasterForrest March 11, 2010
payless
the lowest of low when it comes to supermarkets
Payless Pinch
"Man, I bought these Payless shoes for a wedding and they tore me up.."
"Must be the Payless Pinch.. you cheap bastard"
"Must be the Payless Pinch.. you cheap bastard"
Payless Pinch by babyno August 14, 2008
Peayness
Peayness by Themeach80 April 20, 2019
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