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Means "Penis". (Prounounced: Pay-Ness) and can only be said through a thick southern american accent.

"The EcksBawks will shove its mighty PAYNESS into the sony's PS3" - SS

PAYNESS by PickledFerret November 23, 2011

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payness

Payness is the ghetto izzo clan version of the word penis, which refers to a mans happy zone located beneath his pants.

My PAYNESS is bigga then youz.
Dude , ma payness got hit by thiss shee, it no happy no mo'.

payness by Michael waddell January 1, 2006

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payness • Painess • payless • Paylessed • Payless Pinch • Payless Queen • Paymess • PaynesUnited syndrome • Paynesville • paynuss

Paynesville

A small town in Australia. Situated on the Gippsland lakes, Paynesville is the boating capital of Victoria. Unfortunately, has been ruined by stupid teenagers that break things and drug dealers that fuel the stupid teenagers.

Paynesville was such a beautiful place before *they* arrived

Paynesville by The Wisest One - number two December 15, 2010

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paynuss

Paynuss is the latin root word for the commonly used word penis, meaning male genetalia. It is believed that the origin of the word came from a man with the name "Nuss". Nuss was a latin man that was said to have a 30 foot monster. Because of this beast, the leadies flocked to him, and they had to "pay" Nuss in order for him to satisfy them. Therefore, the word paynuss came to mean what it is today.

My friend Forrest is said to have quite the paynuss.

A: I wonder where the word penis came from?

B:Dude don't you know about paynuss?
A: Ah of course, that guy nuss must of had a mammoth dick

paynuss by MasterForrest March 11, 2010

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payless

the lowest of low when it comes to supermarkets

"You can't just piss on the floor. where do you think you are, payless?"

payless by Sodomech May 17, 2004

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Payless Pinch

The notorious pain you get on you feet with any and all Payless shoes.

"Man, I bought these Payless shoes for a wedding and they tore me up.."
"Must be the Payless Pinch.. you cheap bastard"

Payless Pinch by babyno August 14, 2008

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Peayness

Having pride for Austin Peay State University.

I'm an alumnus of Austin Peay. Look at my Peayness!

Peayness by Themeach80 April 20, 2019

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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