pauvel

pauvel is very weird like all of his other friends he loves to clean and listen to music he has a girlfriend and he loves her very much his girlfriends name in jenny she is just like pauvel just not weird

wow that guy is being such a pauvel by beating up that 5 year old

by pauvel May 25, 2020

Kapitan Pavel

The OMEGACHAD in the Grand Theft Auto online cayo perico heist, pavel likes to call you kapitan even though he is the true kapitan, he lives of a diet of red caviar, navy wine, and vitiman D supplements, pavel also has big pp.

Gtao player 1: hey, have you done the CP heist

Gtao player 2: yeah, I love it when Kapitan pavel calls me kapitan

by Shrek pillow March 16, 2021

pavel

noun. word to describe a male with high sexual overtones, high intelligence, and low tolerance for idiots.

Oh dear, he's pulled a pavel.

by Patient Kitten November 6, 2006

Paveled

To become so dismantled that you remove your clothes and engage in a Homoerotic photo shoot.

Person 1: Wow, what the hell happened to you last night, you look terrible?

Person 2: I was Paveled.....

by Little Newts September 30, 2011

Pavel Phoom

A sexy beast that’s mind is 50% of the time is clouded by the thoughts of Dome or sexual objects 😏 he’s a very handsome man that can make anyone fall for him with just a batter of an eyelid. He’s my husband.

Pavel phoom is so freaking handsome!

by PAVELENTHUSIAST October 24, 2019

Pavelskiing

The act of pulling down your pants and attempting to suck your own penis in the middle of a sporting event, theatrical performance, or any other event where you are somewhat the focus of attention. In the act of Pavelskiing, the Pavelskier will attempt to Pavelski in a non-discrete location, however all audience members will notice the person attempting to suck their own penis because they are in the middle of an event where many people are focused in on them. The act of Pavelskiing is named after Joe Pavelski, a San Jose Sharks player, who was the first person to attempt such an act.

Person 1- "Hey did you just see that goal?!?"
Person 2- "No I did not see that goal, nor did anyone else, because I was too busy watching the goalie Pavelskiing. He was trying so hard but just couldn't get his own penis into his mouth."

by tallglassofwater December 24, 2014

Pavel

1)A sexy male with a hot girlfriend.

2) The word used to describe what you are if you are a hater.

3)Person(s) with larger then normal penis.

josh: Bro I wish I was a Pavel.
Dan: Why?
Josh: Because they always get the good looking girls.

Dan: Like who?
Josh: Like Dominique
Dan: Oh damn, She is pretty hot. I wish i was a Pavel

by P-WeEziy February 5, 2010