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Kapitan Pavel
The OMEGACHAD in the Grand Theft Auto online cayo perico heist, pavel likes to call you kapitan even though he is the true kapitan, he lives of a diet of red caviar, navy wine, and vitiman D supplements, pavel also has big pp.
Gtao player 1: hey, have you done the CP heist
Gtao player 2: yeah, I love it when Kapitan pavel calls me kapitan
Gtao player 2: yeah, I love it when Kapitan pavel calls me kapitan
Kapitan Pavel by Shrek pillow March 16, 2021
Related Words
pauvel • pavel • Pavel Datsyuk • Paveled • Pavelow • Pavel Rytsikau • Parvel • Paudel • Pauseload • Pauwels
pavel
noun. word to describe a male with high sexual overtones, high intelligence, and low tolerance for idiots.
pavel by Patient Kitten November 6, 2006
Paveled
Person 1: Wow, what the hell happened to you last night, you look terrible?
Person 2: I was Paveled.....
Person 2: I was Paveled.....
Paveled by Little Newts September 30, 2011
Pavel Phoom
A sexy beast that’s mind is 50% of the time is clouded by the thoughts of Dome or sexual objects 😏 he’s a very handsome man that can make anyone fall for him with just a batter of an eyelid. He’s my husband.
Pavel Phoom by PAVELENTHUSIAST October 24, 2019
Pavelskiing
The act of pulling down your pants and attempting to suck your own penis in the middle of a sporting event, theatrical performance, or any other event where you are somewhat the focus of attention. In the act of Pavelskiing, the Pavelskier will attempt to Pavelski in a non-discrete location, however all audience members will notice the person attempting to suck their own penis because they are in the middle of an event where many people are focused in on them. The act of Pavelskiing is named after Joe Pavelski, a San Jose Sharks player, who was the first person to attempt such an act.
Person 1- "Hey did you just see that goal?!?"
Person 2- "No I did not see that goal, nor did anyone else, because I was too busy watching the goalie Pavelskiing. He was trying so hard but just couldn't get his own penis into his mouth."
Person 2- "No I did not see that goal, nor did anyone else, because I was too busy watching the goalie Pavelskiing. He was trying so hard but just couldn't get his own penis into his mouth."
Pavelskiing by tallglassofwater December 24, 2014
Pavel
1)A sexy male with a hot girlfriend.
2) The word used to describe what you are if you are a hater.
3)Person(s) with larger then normal penis.
2) The word used to describe what you are if you are a hater.
3)Person(s) with larger then normal penis.
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