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Kapitan Pavel 

The OMEGACHAD in the Grand Theft Auto online cayo perico heist, pavel likes to call you kapitan even though he is the true kapitan, he lives of a diet of red caviar, navy wine, and vitiman D supplements, pavel also has big pp.
Gtao player 1: hey, have you done the CP heist

Gtao player 2: yeah, I love it when Kapitan pavel calls me kapitan
Kapitan Pavel by Shrek pillow March 16, 2021
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noun. word to describe a male with high sexual overtones, high intelligence, and low tolerance for idiots.
Oh dear, he's pulled a pavel.
pavel by Patient Kitten November 6, 2006
To become so dismantled that you remove your clothes and engage in a Homoerotic photo shoot.
Person 1: Wow, what the hell happened to you last night, you look terrible?

Person 2: I was Paveled.....
Paveled by Little Newts September 30, 2011

Pavel Phoom 

A sexy beast that’s mind is 50% of the time is clouded by the thoughts of Dome or sexual objects 😏 he’s a very handsome man that can make anyone fall for him with just a batter of an eyelid. He’s my husband.
Pavel phoom is so freaking handsome!
Pavel Phoom by PAVELENTHUSIAST October 24, 2019

Pavelskiing

The act of pulling down your pants and attempting to suck your own penis in the middle of a sporting event, theatrical performance, or any other event where you are somewhat the focus of attention. In the act of Pavelskiing, the Pavelskier will attempt to Pavelski in a non-discrete location, however all audience members will notice the person attempting to suck their own penis because they are in the middle of an event where many people are focused in on them. The act of Pavelskiing is named after Joe Pavelski, a San Jose Sharks player, who was the first person to attempt such an act.
Person 1- "Hey did you just see that goal?!?"
Person 2- "No I did not see that goal, nor did anyone else, because I was too busy watching the goalie Pavelskiing. He was trying so hard but just couldn't get his own penis into his mouth."
Pavelskiing by tallglassofwater December 24, 2014
1)A sexy male with a hot girlfriend.

2) The word used to describe what you are if you are a hater.

3)Person(s) with larger then normal penis.
josh: Bro I wish I was a Pavel.
Dan: Why?
Josh: Because they always get the good looking girls.

Dan: Like who?
Josh: Like Dominique
Dan: Oh damn, She is pretty hot. I wish i was a Pavel
Pavel by P-WeEziy February 5, 2010
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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