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Someone who is such a giant tool that they have surpased "tool" and "toolbag". This person is such a massive tool that it would take an entire tool store to fully encompass his tooltacular self. They are usually known for screwing over their subordinates and sucking an godly amount of cock to make themselves look better.

It can also be used as a synonym for any tool in a normal tool box. i.e. a phillips head pauwels, or a cresent pauwels.
Hey can you hand me those needle nose pauwels. Pauwels is coming down and I need to fix something.
Pauwels by I'd rather be deployed42 December 15, 2009
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pauwelke 

omg!~!!!!!

omg, i need 20 lett0rs for thios definito0tn!!! <AIAWWAJAMUUUUH
omg pauwelke is teh 3l33tertss
poonscape is p000ppiegooodddd
pauwelke by BaDSchaaP July 25, 2004
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Emma Pouwels 

A quirky alpha wolf who is the lover of the Lisa
O m g that Emma Pouwels so emo!!!

Miauw I like Emma Pouwels’ booty
Emma Pouwels by Slayqueenhunty November 22, 2021
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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