Pauwels

Someone who is such a giant tool that they have surpased "tool" and "toolbag". This person is such a massive tool that it would take an entire tool store to fully encompass his tooltacular self. They are usually known for screwing over their subordinates and sucking an godly amount of cock to make themselves look better.

It can also be used as a synonym for any tool in a normal tool box. i.e. a phillips head pauwels, or a cresent pauwels.

Hey can you hand me those needle nose pauwels. Pauwels is coming down and I need to fix something.

Pauwels by I'd rather be deployed42 December 15, 2009

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pauwelke

omg!~!!!!!

omg, i need 20 lett0rs for thios definito0tn!!! <AIAWWAJAMUUUUH

omg pauwelke is teh 3l33tertss
poonscape is p000ppiegooodddd

pauwelke by BaDSchaaP July 25, 2004

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Emma Pouwels

A quirky alpha wolf who is the lover of the Lisa

O m g that Emma Pouwels so emo!!!

Miauw I like Emma Pouwels’ booty

Emma Pouwels by Slayqueenhunty November 22, 2021

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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