Pauseload

AIDS/HIV Positive Semen

Sally: "Hey Julia, how was your date with Bob? Did you give him head?"

Julia: "Fuck no! I heard Bob sleeps around. He could have mad Pauseloads!"

Pauseload by Kazak Potassium #1 August 21, 2008

pasaload

It is a feature of Smart Telecom (mobile company in the Philippines) wherein you can send a load/credit to your friends or vice versa. See eload.

pasaload = slang for "pass a load" but pasa literally means pass in Tagalog.

"Pasaload naman d'yan!"
"Pasaload please."

pasaload by Jaycee05 October 10, 2007

Pussload 

A large group of women.

There was a pussload gathered in the corner of the club.

Pussload by WannaKnowManilow November 2, 2011

pasaload

To transfer Smart airtime credits peer-to-peer using Smart's Facebook application called "Pasaload of Facebook"

To subtly transfer responsibility to clueless co-worker

Since Tristan is such an eager-beaver, I told him the boss will be impressed if he also did my report. Na-Pasaload ko siya!

Dude! Be a good facebook friend naman and Pasaload to me!

pasaload by pamalo November 28, 2010

Pasloadvid 

When you take a very inexpensive medicine whose patent expired in 1980's and you find out it works better than the shitty injections you sell that give people AIDS-like symptoms, and you nail the public and the government for billions of dollars, you change 1 analogue of that medicine while simultaniously blacklisting the old version in your sales territory, you have created Pasloadvid!

You'll never Pass Covid taking our Version of Pfizermectin, we call Pasloadvid! We keep nailing you suckers, and you buy it up each time because you are simps!

Pasloadvid by anonymous July 23, 2022